***STUPID NEWS***

WHO'S THE HOTTEST FEMALE DISNEY CARTOON CHARACTER???

This one's for anyone who's ever watched a cartoon, checked out one of the female characters and gone, "Damn, she's kinda hot." The online magazine "Fanpop" put together a list of the 10 hottest female Disney characters. . . and we've got it for you.

They had three rules for the list: One, she has to be a cartoon; two, she has to be human; and three, she can't be evil. So here's the top 10, for you to suck down:

#10.) ARIEL, "The Little Mermaid". She's a mermaid. . . and has gigantic '80s hair. . . so that's kind of a problem.

#9.) SNOW WHITE, "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs". Very pure. . . but also really, really pale. #8.) ESMERALDA, "The Hunchback of Notre Dame". She's a sweet belly dancer.

#7.) BELLE, "Beauty and the Beast". She's hot. . . and likes CHUBBY, HAIRY MEN.

#6.) MULAN, "Mulan". Sweet Asiatic minx. . . but also tough.

#5.) CINDERELLA, "Cinderella". She's got the classic beauty thing. And she cooks and cleans.

#4.) JASMINE, "Aladdin". She's got sweet hair and nice abs. . . and, if you're into noses, the biggest one of any female Disney character.

#3.) POCAHONTAS, "Pocahontas". She was into the taboo interracial thing, which is sweet.

#2.) JANE, "Tarzan". She's got measurements somewhere around 36-3-36.

#1.) JESSICA RABBIT, "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" She was designed to be the hottest of all time. . . and she is.
The honorable mentions went to Megara from "Hercules" and Aurora from "Sleeping Beauty". (Fanpop)

I know... great life changing news right...! But you gotta admit...Jasmine's pretty hot huh...Jessica is just skanky... might I suggest a second vote on who's the sexiest??? Anybody...?