Morning Guys,
I came across these funny Peeps and I really just had to share.
Here's a little humour this morning... Do these guys look Familiar?
Haaaaa...Priceless.
J. :)
posted by Capital in the Morning @ 9:48 am
Breakfast Crew
We are "The Breakfast Crew". We are just Brilliant, Ridiculous, Exuberant, Attractive, Knowledgable, Flirty, Amusing, Sexy, Terrific, Caring, Racy, Exciting, Wonderful... people. Hence BREAKFAST CREW...you'll figure it out soon enough...
Monday, November 27, 2006
Breakfast Crew
We are "The Breakfast Crew". We are just Brilliant, Ridiculous, Exuberant, Attractive, Knowledgable, Flirty, Amusing, Sexy, Terrific, Caring, Racy, Exciting, Wonderful... people. Hence BREAKFAST CREW...you'll figure it out soon enough...
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8 Comments:
clearly its not hips that dont lie, but lips that lie
At long last! Thanx 4 ur quick attention..i ve bn tryin 2 post for the whole of yesterday without success only 2 discover that u change ur blog posting settings.
Away 4rm there, the images r really funny...i think lips dont lie esp. 4 da Ronaldinhos! hahahaha!
Lol.........true dat.
Some kidogo humuor....
Kenyatta, Moi & Kibaki were lost in the forest and were captured by cannibals.
The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit.So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
Kenyatta came back and said to the king," I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the 10 fruits up your butt without any _expression on your face or you will be eaten.'' The first apple went in.... but on the second one he winced out in pain,so he was killed.
Moi arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy.1...2...3..4...5...6...7....8...9 and on the tenth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed..
Kenyatta and Moi met in heaven and Kenyatta asked Moi, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" Moi replied, " I couldn't help it, I saw Kibaki coming with pineapples" .... have a great laugh !!
wooooow Jaqi...slow down slow down..marriage ..hehehehe..i dont know if its me but marriage to me, has lost all meaning.....as in, will be ever live happily ever after? look at whats happening today- married people are going round talking proudly how they cheat on their wives and how they think its normall.....and wives too are having their side dishes..seriously, why then get married?? or why stay in the union?...this is my resolution...get a child and well, move on.......lets just all forget about married.....maybe come we stay....stay single but hooked....any one wanna help me start a campaign dubbed- NO TO MARRIAGE??? OHHH by the way, nowadays married men and women are the most attractive and admired than single people...
VINNIE ................
those teeth.....
Morning guys, hope evrybdy is doing well. Hey, breakfast crew y dont u disabled the comment moderation so that we enjoy posting here as it used 2 b b4.
Anyway, Publishing news emailed me this funny message..they call it 'CAPITAL FM ULEVI'
This is what is happening in Kenya . In the morning
show at Capital FM in Nairobi , they play a game for
prizes, usually vacations and such.
The game is called "Mate Match." The DJs ring
someone at work and ask if they are married or in a serious
relationship. If yes, then this person is asked 3
very personal questions that vary from couple to
couple and asked for their significant other's name
and work phone number. If the significant other
answers correctly then they are winners.
On this particular day 12th June 2001), it got very
interesting:
DJ: HEY! This is Phil Matthew's on Capital FM. Do
you know "Mate Match"?
Contestant: (laughing) Yes I do.
DJ: What is your name? First only please.
Contestant: Brian
DJ: Are you married or what Brian?
Brian: Yes.
DJ: "Yes"? Does this mean you are married? or what
Brian?
Brian: (laughing nervously) Yes I am married.
DJ: Thank you Brian. OK, now, what is your wife's
name? First only please Brian.
Brian: Sara.
DJ: Is Sara at work Brian?
Brian: She is gonna kill me.
DJ: Stay with me here Brian! Is she at work?
Brian: (laughing) Yes she is.
DJ: All right then, first question: When was the
last time you had sex?
Brian: She is gonna kill me.
DJ: BRIAN! Stay with me here man.
Brian: About 8 O'clock this morning.
DJ: Atta boy.
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) Well.
DJ: Number 2: How long did it last?
Brian: About 10 minutes.
DJ: Wow! You really want that trip huh? No one
would
ever have said that if it there weren't a trip at
stake.
Brian: Yeah, it would be really nice.
DJ: OK. Final question: Where was it that you had
sex at 8 this morning?
Brian: (laughing hard) I, ummmmm.
DJ: This sounds good Brian where was it?
Brian: Not that it was all that great just that her
mom is staying with us for a couple of weeks and
she
was taking a shower at the time.
DJ: Ooooooh, sneaky boy! Where did you guys do it?
Brian: On the kitchen table.
DJ: "Not that great"? That is more adventurous than
the last hundred times I have done it. Anyway, to
audience) I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's
work number and call her up.
DJ: (to audience) Let's call Sara shall we? (touch
tones ringing)
Clerk: Posta
DJ: Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?
Clerk: This is she.
DJ: Sara, this is Phil Mathews with Capital FM
98.4.
I have been speaking with Brian for a couple of
hours now...
Sara: (laughing) A couple of hours?
DJ: Well, a while anyway. He is also on the line
with us. Brian knows not to give away any answers
or
you lose soooooooo, do you know the rules of "Mate
Match"?
Sara: No
DJ: Good.
Brian: (laughing)
Sara: (laughing) Brian, what the hell are you up
to?
Brian: (laughing) Just answer his question honestly
Sara: Oh, Brian
DJ: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sara, I will now ask you 3
questions and if you answer exactly what Brian has
said then the 2 of you are off to Nyali Beach at
our
expense. This does include Ksh.20,000 spending
money Sara.
Sara: (laughing hard) YES, yes.
Brian: (laughing)
DJ: All right, when did you have sex last Sara?
Sara: Oh God, Brian. this morning before Brian went
to work.
DJ: What time?
Sara: About 8 I think. sound effect) DING DING DING
DJ: Very good. Next question: How long did it last?
Sara: 12-15 minutes maybe.
DJ: hhmmmm Background voice in studio: That's close
enough. I am sure she is trying not to harm his
manhood.
DJ: Well, we will give you that one. Last question:
Where did you do it?
Sara: OH MY GOD, BRIAN! You did not tell them did
you?!?!
Brian: Just tell him honey. If you tell the truth,
we win the trip!
DJ: What is bothering you so much Sara?
Sara: Well it's just that my mom is vacationing
with us and......
DJ: SHE SAW?!?!
Sara: BRIAN?!?!
Brian: NO, no I didn't.
DJ: Ease up there sister. We're just messin' with
your head. Your answer?
Sara: Dear Lord. I cannot believe you told them
this.
Brian: Come on honey it's for a trip to Coast.
DJ: Let's go Sara we ain't got all day. Where did
you do it?
Sara: In the ass. (long pause)
DJ: We will be right back. ((advertisements)
DJ: I am sorry for that ladies and gentlemen. This
is live radio and these things do happen. Anyway,
Brian and Sara are off to lovely Nyali Beach
Haters....I'll keep it up.....UP YOURS
The best laugh I have had for a while. Dang!!!! she wanted that trip. Poor thing! HAHAHA!
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