Breakfast Crew

We are "The Breakfast Crew". We are just Brilliant, Ridiculous, Exuberant, Attractive, Knowledgable, Flirty, Amusing, Sexy, Terrific, Caring, Racy, Exciting, Wonderful... people. Hence BREAKFAST CREW...you'll figure it out soon enough...

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Hey Morning Guys,

Are you tired of your job title at work? Are tired of constantly being judged by you're designation?

Well we have a solution for you...we sourced out alternative names that just might boost your moral and who knows maybe when you re-apply for an alternative job...you might be treated with a little more respect!!!

If you happen to be a....

Garden Boy....think of yourself now as a....
Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist

House Maid
Domestic Operations Specialist


Typist
Printed Document Handler

Messenger
Business Communications Conveyer


Window Cleaner
Transparent Wall Technician

Temporary Teacher
Associate Tutor


Tea Boy
Refreshments Overseer


Garbage Collector
Public Sanitation Technician

Watchman
Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer

Thief
Wealth Distribution Officer

Driver
Automobile Propulsion Specialist

Receptionist
Office Access Control Specialist

Cook
Food Preparation Officer

I know...Godsent right? How do you think I this Job...it wasn't pure skill I can tell you that! hahahahaha!!!

Hey you know any redeeming job titles? Blog away...let's help one another people...

HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY!!!!!

12 Comments:

Blogger korir said...

Very helpful tips there. LOL, how about a Nairobi Hawker: Specialist Fresh vegetable mobile athlete!

8:10 am  
Blogger Pekiro said...

Sounds interesting, here are some:

MKOKOTENI HANDLER: Cargo manager
A MASON: Geology Technician

Have a fab day!

9:04 am  
Blogger bantutu said...

I've got a couple...
Chaffeur:Domestic transport Minister...Cashier:Accounts/Tranactions overbearer....Goat-herder:Field Livestock welfare manager...Hihi!
Now someone shul du an """Exortic Dancer"""
Day y'all

3:48 pm  
Blogger Pekiro said...

Hahahaha: Goat herder is stock anti-theft specialist.

4:51 pm  
Blogger Itchie Geezy said...

That was fat you guys,am now thinking of changing my occupation!

4:57 pm  
Blogger bantutu said...

Is it just me or is Stacks just not here nor there...or aniwhere!!

6:26 pm  
Blogger Unyc said...

Yeah, even his blog is mteja!!

9:13 am  
Blogger stackofstiffys said...

I am very much here guys, and my blog is here .

Maze I have been SHAFTED by work these sides, sleepless days and nights here. I'll kick somebody these sides pretty soon!

5:58 pm  
Blogger stackofstiffys said...

An I've missed you all woiye (weep...)

5:58 pm  
Blogger stackofstiffys said...

A cook is a Hospitality and Abdominal Satisfactory Expert

6:00 pm  
Blogger bantutu said...

Jamaa lemmi b zee 1st....
vELCOME!!! LOL>>Chef...
Don do the Houdini again.....

4:34 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

soo a sweeper would be a logistics officer ... lol.... hehehe.....

7:46 am  

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