BRITNEY B.S.

A PREGNANT, NAKED BRITNEY SPEARS IS TOO HOT FOR JAPAN!!!

Japan. . . the land of bukkake, used panty machines and SQUID PORN. . . has finally found something too deviant for its people to gaze upon: The naked body of BRITNEY SPEARS.

Remember those naked, pregnant pictures Britney did for "Harper's Bazaar" magazine? Well, they're appearing in the October issue of the Japanese edition. To hype the issue, the magazine wanted to put posters of the cover picture up in the Tokyo subway system.

As you may recall, the cover shot had Britney nude but TASTEFULLY COVERED UP, with her hands crossed in front of her milk-engorged breasts and her legs, for a change, closed.

But they were DENIED. Subway officials decided the picture was, quote, "too stimulating" for Japan's young people. (!!!) The here. . .) poster will still be put up. . . but CENSORED BELOW THE ELBOWS.

(Check out the SURPRISINGLY EROTIC pictures of Britney. . . yes, she CAN still look hot. . . )

I don't know....really...All Sean is asking me is...

"But why?!?!?!"

I don't have the answers...I just Gossip!

Britney Spears still hot? Discuss...

(As an added bonus, check out the shocking similarities between SUPERSTAR MC KEVIN FEDERLINE and a real, live WEASEL here. . .)

Kevin Federline really is a weaselAfter hearing over and over that Kevin Federline looks like a weasel (or acts like one), we decided to do a little comparison, and holy crap, he's more weasel than weasels!...

Look I have PHOTGRAPHIC EVIDENCE PEOPLE!!!

Jazz... ha, ha!