OH MY GAWH!!!!!
Vinnie has a bad dress days! And today is one of them. I on the other hand, just have days!
Apparently he intentionally dresses badly on thursday's, me-thinks it's because he secretly feels that he has to give all the ladies a break and breathing space...common you can't look good EVERYDAY!!!!
ha, ha...special times at C.FM...
You know...Sometime I wake up at night screaming because I don't know what he'll wear...and will I be able to handle it?
It takes alot just to get to work in the morning. You know trying to find something to put on that will not evaporate in shame when standing next to this Fashion Icon!!!
So it's days like this that I thank the Fashion god, for sparing us a day of gawking and long stares! And that is my story!
(hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - hiding behind my comp)
J.
posted by Capital in the Morning @ 7:20 am
23 Comments:
Gud morning everyone!Its really a cold morning.
Vinnie, keep it cool man...haha..mayb u woke up nicely 2day. Hey, there is an accident along Koinange str. at intersection of Kay str. n market str.
Mmmmm..at long last, Kenyans in diaspora wanna take part in general elections..this is a gud idea, ECK shuld introduce e-voting..hahaha..as far as the technology is concerned.
Its a head on collision serious accident involving two saloon cars.
Wsup Pekiro, Jay, J, Vinnie, Seanice.....n the rest.
Whats with this weather? The sun needs 2 come back so we, the ladies can dress 4 it if u know what i mean.
Vinnie, for J 2 complain u must look whack! What hpnd? Kamami dint iron the clothes..hehe...when u cme strip 4 my bash better hv a sawa outfit...what r u going 2 dress up as Ha ha....
Morning happy people, now you peeps am having a bad dress day and all you do is laugh...sob sob??? ....hmmmm, ohh i will gladly tell you guys that The longombas who were in studio today, actually asked me where i bought ma shirt..they liked it..and there i was thinking damn- another thursday, another bad dress day..hehehehehe, so as we speak, it may not be such a bad dress day......
Most men hv no sense of style (polite) n if J said u hv a bad dress day, u must hv. Stop consolin urself. The Longombas might hv been wonderin...Dude, ws there a blackout in ur crib or r u always a fashion disaster? Ha ha...Vinnie, do every1 there a favour n go change...or holla at me...i'll bring u a nice shirt.
The sun is out! Vinnie musta been in Mang'u with Stylz, it's the tradition from there not to iron you shirt and look grumpy!
Peks! An accident? on K-street? early in the morning? That must have happened deep in the night (you get my drift.....) and you only saw it in the morning when it started affecting traffic!
Jaqi... unyc... Sarah...well, you ladies must be something to behold coz the sun is hesitating and peeping to check if you've hidden the good stuff!
This blog is just sawa, we even have J & J (Jay & Jazz!) for a start (ha!) and Sean is just phat... btw I met Seanice before all of you....
imagine you guys you are not fair..hehehe by saying i am having a bad dress day doesnt mean atii i didnt iron...heheheehe all i meant was that i dont like what i am putting on today...phew! i hope i have cleared the air...hehehehehe...by the way, its a really nice cool shirt with nice jeans pants....but in the whole of ma closet of clothes, i dont like the shirt..and dont ask why i put it on today if it was bad.....hehehehehehe...so Seanice is out there, so is Jasmine and so is Lily....why oh why am i being left at work???..these guys will pay for this.....by the way, i have to share with you this-Seanice goes for Karake lessons....damn she will kill me for revealing this..hehehehehehe..am trying to get the heat off ma dressing dilemma....so i hope she will understand.....hehehehehehe
( oh stackofstiffys..at Mang'u the shirts were properly iron apart from those of the monos.....we would take their nice ironed clad and put it on)
Vinnie
Bad dress day! Now its karaoke lessons....seanice sbody is spilling the beans!.hahahah! The next thing is karaoke nite!
Whoever complain abt the sun, now its blazin like they wanna chomad us.lol! Its really a hot afty....i think vinnie don ve a...u know what i mean..hahaha..he culdn't ve wore a bad dress, coz u all know...hehehe, lakini vinnie usinihande hapa..lol!
Some HNT for thursday...anything!!
To all of you, somebody sent me this rib-breakin joke..
WHAT A MAN WANTS
A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says "I'll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a vanilla."
He then slaps his son on the back of the head and says: "What do you want, fat-head?"
The lady behind the counter, shocked, says, "Why did you call him that?"
"I'll tell you why," says the dad. "There's really only three things a man wants in life.
First, he wants a nice big truck. See that nice big truck parked outside? That's mine.
Second, he wants a nice big house. I have one of the biggest houses in town. Third, and most important, he wants a nice tight pussy and I had that too until fat-head here came along."
Hahahahaha!
The sun finally did Justice.
Its been a long day though, one of those days u just feel lk i want 2 go home n sleep (alone).
Wish u all a splendid evenin.
Seanice...play us tomorow "Just got paid by Johnny Kemp. Pliizzzzz.
I hv been paid...u hvnt...poleni. hehehe..
some more humuor...................
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first,but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.........
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi'."
hahahahahheheehe! Unyc thats funny, thats the pronounciation of Mississippi..lol!
silly me, (now seanice will definitely kill me i swear)..i didnt mean karaoke,..i wanted to say KARATE..there i got it right..yes she has been going for KARATE LESSONS.....aparently its coz some of us have been having stalkers so she thought well, karate would come in handy......now few, we dont have to spend a dime on atii a bodyguard.....hehehehehehehe......
Good morning good people! I am bit early today and it doesn't appear to be very cold at least. Just wanted to wish all a superb Friday and raise a drink to your health laterz.... toodles....!
Damn Stack! What you doing up so early...?!?!?!
J.
Its a very nice Furahiday morning, the wknd is here..lol! how i had long for it..ha..men r u gettin this? Seanice is attending karate lessons, so next do take care lest u r busted ..hahhahaha.
Friday advice...drink more booze thro'out the wknd..hahaha!
Tell me about it Jazz! I am all stressed out with kazi here but I'll make it. That all there is about being a consultant! is Vinnie well dressed today? I think I've traded places. I look horrible (as in av noticed eh?) and one of the ladies in the office brough me a comb so that should give you an idea..... Someone has even asked if I've slept!
Good day, good people. You need it, as it seems to be getting colder.
....and she's tall and lithe (Seanice that's a compliment so please say thank you?) so a speedy whizz of a karate chop coming your will not STUN you, no man, it will KNOCK you out cold!
ohh and make sure you see her in today's paper..looking fabolously lusciously hot...go gal
Stacky, if u forgot to comb ur hair, u must b havin hangovers..hahaha! But its betta to forget to comb ur hair than forgeting to zip ur trouser!
Stiffy's of all days u choose FURAHIDAY 2 dress bad. hehe....unafaa uchapiwe kwa gunia, u know or mke a hotcomb from those metal cups n hv sme1 do ur hair (lol)
Nichapwe kwa gunia? he heee!
Spank me, then I'll pull your hair.. you get my drift...
Something like that, but it probably has to do with being 'school girlish' and playful kinda. It changes you completely and increases you momentary (not monetray)value in terms of allure. You see, women lose cognisance of the fact that we men are attracted by (note the use of 'by' and not 'to', coz it's all one way traffic eh?) anything new, hideous, sensational or mysterious and your blouse and tie would probably make me stammer uncontrollably, stumble without walking or even crack some senselessly dry and mundane joke coz I'll be focussed on your hideously voluptuous frame outlines as the blouse hugs your bosom and the tie parts your you know what....!
Btw, those were not compliments, if you rephrase them starting with 'I wish.....' then the supposed 'compliment', you'll get my drift Jaqi. LOL!
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