ENTERTAINMENT NEWS!!!!

YANNI HAS BEEN CLEARED OF THE CHARGES THAT HE ABUSED HIS GIRLFRIEND:

Greek SUPERSTUD YANNI has been cleared of charges that he beat his girlfriend.

About five months ago, his girlfriend. . . well, FORMER girlfriend now. . . called 911 and reported that Yanni had beaten her up at his Florida home.

As you might expect, Yanni is happy about being in the clear. He says, quote, "It was a very difficult time in my life. It was very painful for my whole family, friends and fans, and I'm glad this nightmare is over."

He adds, quote, "The fans, thank God, have been very supportive. People on the street look at me straight in the eye, and nobody has ever made a negative comment."

You gotta admit Yanni is kinda cute...what do you think ladies and/or gents...?

Ha,ha,ha,ha...I'm just kidding...but seriously...ha,ha,ha.


And while we are on the topic of appearance...
what's with the mustache?! I'll give him props it is well maintained.

...however...

Using the famous words of Bambo...
"Compe ni compe roho safi"
hahahahahaha!!!!!

J.