LILY IN.......

whooo! it's been a helluva long time since i blogged! hey, what can i say...i'm a busy girl (ok, not that ya'll are alive just to blog or smthn so don't get mad)! nway,had a great time at jasmine's big surprise partay! FYI, I AM NOT CHEAP....sana! and no, i did not hide the earring so i can wear it myself! it honestly fell outta it wrapping by mistake! plus i gave it to her when i found it 4 goodness' sake! sheeesh! these guys are cooking up a scheme to taint my flawless image i swear! yeah, it's so hard to be perfect.....i should know (ahem!!) but make no mistake...i LOOOVE them to death!!!

Anyhooo,thot i'd give ya'll some jokes....some funny...some just sick!! enjoy!.....

What's it called when a dehydrated guy in a desert imagines that he's having...ya know...relations... with two women?
A mirage à trois!

Puff Daddy is getting ready to marry his longtime girlfriend, Kim Porter. It'll be the first time Puffy has changed SOMEONE ELSE'S name.

The heat wave continues across the United States. It was so hot yesterday, Mel Gibson went into a Synagogue just for a chilly reception. (Remember the whole Anti-Semitic saga when Mel insulted the Jewish cop who arrested him and blamed all the wars of the world on Jews?)

What did Paris Hilton say she's only had twice in her lifetime?
Original thoughts.

President Bush took his annual physical last week. His body fat is now at 16.8%. . . I'm sorry, that's his latest approval rating.

ok,so maybe they're not that funny,but what the heck!

LILY OUT.....