........The other day, when we were just relaxing after a hard day’s work, Chris of The jam came over to ask Jasmine and other ladies in the office on what it is that they just can’t stand in guys?

…..and I thought to my self halaa we have been over again and again….so I thought to myself, hmm they will never get over this- and trust me, the ladies whined and whined and whined…but at the end of the day, not all guys do the things they said we all do.
So I thought well- lets just list for these ladies the things that make us proud to be who we are….( by the way, what if you- a chic, was made a guy for a day, seriously what would you change? ..in a good way)

….reasons why it’s great to be a guy-

You feel nothing when two timing women
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
Movie nudity is virtually always female (naughty)
You don’t have to monitor your friends’ sex lives/ you are proud of the women you have had sex with
Old friends don’t give a crap whether you’ve lost or gained weight
When clicking through the channels, you don’t have to stall at every shot of somebody crying
Your entire body organisms are real and I mean REAL
Your body parts aren’t an advantage to the job interview- you get the job on merit
You can leave your bed without even making it/ having it done
You can shower and clean up your body in less than 10 minutes
If your are maybe 40 and single, no one actually cares (okay the women do)
You don’t have to remember everyone’s birthdays and anniversaries (Hallelujah)
Four pairs of shoes are enough THAT’S IT.
Recently I went to the nakumatt supermarket to buy a pack of condoms and well the attendant gave it to me without looking suspicious or anything (FYI that’s another reason)
We never compete with our sisters and even mothers


OKAY YOU SEE LADIES; THE REASONS ARE SO MANY THAT THEY CAN ACTUALLY FILL THIS PAGE UP…..so lets all embrace one another and stop whining about us, we are just the best thing God ever made ( and you too, right? )