TOP REASONS BRITNEY SPEARS IS
DIVORCING K-FED***



--K-Fed was reportedly fed up with the restrictive, married-man lifestyle of free gambling, booze and anonymous affairs.

--Kevin realized that Brit's support was hindering his attempts to get himself adopted by another celebrity couple.

--Britney, like so many other Americans, finally realized that "staying the course" is a no-win situation.

--Britney complained that K-Fed was never around to help when she'd drop one of the babies.

--Kevin got tired of mooching and yearned to get back into the workforce. . . OKAY, NOT REALLY.

--Britney just decided that it was time for them to see other ignorant rednecks.

--Britney decided that Kevin just wasn't the right guy to endanger their kids for the rest of their lives.

--They both realized that bad parenting and forced celebrity status alone can't raise dysfunctional children. You have to have a divorce in there somewhere too.

--Her two year marriage to K-Fed lacked the excitement and passion of her 55-hour marriage to Jason Alexander.

--Kevin was looking for somebody just a little bit trashier.

--Britney learned that K-Fed is actually the real father of Anna Nicole Smith's new baby.

...oh and last but not least, Britney realised if Whitney can do it, why not me? .....hehehehehe