Breakfast Crew: ***HOT GOSSIP***

NICOLE RICHIE GOT POPPED FOR DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF VICODIN AND REEFER:

NICOLE RICHIE was arrested early yesterday morning in Burbank, California for DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE. She told officers she had taken the prescription painkiller Vicodin and smoked pot.

Nicole failed a field sobriety test, but a preliminary alcohol screening seemed to indicate that she was NOT drinking. The results of toxicology tests are pending.

(Nicole is, of course, a reformed HEROIN ADDICT. . . so they probably figure it wouldn't hurt to double-check.) (???)

Nicole's ordeal began at around 12:30 A.M., when several people called 911 to report her black Mercedes SUV going THE WRONG WAY on the Ventura 134 Freeway.

When police located the vehicle, Nicole was stopped in the carpool lane, with her foot on the brake, talking on her cell phone.

Nicole was arrested just before 2:00 A.M., booked three hours later and released at 7:00 A.M.

When Nicole was booked, her height and weight were recorded as five-foot-one and. . . 85 POUNDS. (Didn't somebody say Nicole had GAINED five pounds recently??? Does that mean she was 80 pounds six months ago???)

By the way. . . the Smoking Gun website has compared Nicole's current booking sheet with the booking sheet from her 2003 arrest for heroin possession. It turns out Nicole was an inch taller three years ago, when they listed her as five-foot-TWO.

She was also 90 pounds. . . five pounds HEAVIER.

Oh. . . and she's BLACK now. . . whereas in 2003, her race was listed as WHITE. (???)

(--Check out Nicole's booking sheets here. . .)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1211062richie1.html

(And here's a bigger version of her mugshot. . . in which I'm gonna go ahead and say she looks a little HOTTER than usual. But don't get the wrong message, kids. . . CRIME DOESN'T PAY!!! Whatever. There's the picture above. . .)

MOVING ALONG------>

PAMELA ANDERSON'S LATEST "PLAYBOY" SHOTS. . . ARE THEY PHOTOSHOPPED???

PAMELA ANDERSON is in the January issue of "Playboy". . . but thanks to the wonders of the Interweb of Pornography, you don't have to wait for the issue. Here's a sneak peak of what you can look forward too... it's the Internet's gift to all of us. . .

(Some celebrity blogs are saying these shots are HIGHLY Photoshopped. One of them even went so far as to say they should be considered COMPUTER ANIMATION. Pam's body DOES look a lot younger than 39. . . which it is. Your thoughts???)

We unfortunately couldn't put up anymore pictures...this is afterall a family friendly Blog page...haha...it's a hard knock life!

BRITNEY SPEARS GOT CAUGHT MAKING OUT WITH A GUY WHO HELPED PRODUCE K-FED'S ALBUM:

BRITNEY SPEARS got BUSTED making out with a new man over the weekend. His name is JR ROTEM, and he's a music producer. Probably not a very good one, though.

Apparently, he's working with Britney on her new album. . . and he has also worked with PARASITE HILTON and a young, game-changing hip-hop impresario by the name of. . . KEVIN FEDERLINE!!!

(Here are the pictures of Britney and JR sucking face. . . plus a solo shot of JR. Unfortunately, they've been scribbled on rather unprofessionally by one of those stupid celebrity gossip bloggers. . . but you can still see what's up. . .)

And would you like to see the hotty that Britney is locking Lips with?????