Breakfast Crew

We are "The Breakfast Crew". We are just Brilliant, Ridiculous, Exuberant, Attractive, Knowledgable, Flirty, Amusing, Sexy, Terrific, Caring, Racy, Exciting, Wonderful... people. Hence BREAKFAST CREW...you'll figure it out soon enough...

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

WE WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY...
AND HAVE A
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!

Friday, December 15, 2006

***STUPID NEWS ***

THE WORLD'S TALLEST MAN USES HIS GIGANTIC ARMS TO SAVE TWO DOLPHINS' LIVES!!!

In case you're wondering whether the WORLD'S TALLEST MAN uses his God-given powers for GOOD or EVIL. . . I think that now, we can officially say, he's GOOD.

Earlier this week, at the Royal Jidi Ocean World aquarium in Liaoning, China, two dolphins got critically ill after they chewed off some of plastic on the edge of their pool. The only way to save their lives would be to get the plastic out of their stomachs.

BUT. . . when vets inserted surgical instruments, the stomachs would contract, making it impossible to pull out the plastic without hurting the dolphins. A human arm would be better, 'cause it wouldn't hurt them. . . but no one had long enough arms to reach the plastic.

So. . . someone at the aquarium had a brilliant idea: Call the world's tallest man. . . who lives nearby in Inner Mongolia.

They contacted 54-year-old Bao Xishun, who's 7-foot-9. . . and has 41.7-inch (about three-and-a-half feet) long arms. . . and asked for his help.

So, Bao traveled to the aquarium. . . reached deep into the dolphins. . . and got the dangerous plastic out of them. The dolphins are now in good condition and recovering. (ABC News)

(Here are some photos of Bao and the dolphins. . .)


Thursday, December 14, 2006

***HOT GOSSIP***

NICOLE RICHIE GOT POPPED FOR DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF VICODIN AND REEFER:

NICOLE RICHIE was arrested early yesterday morning in Burbank, California for DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE. She told officers she had taken the prescription painkiller Vicodin and smoked pot.

Nicole failed a field sobriety test, but a preliminary alcohol screening seemed to indicate that she was NOT drinking. The results of toxicology tests are pending.

(Nicole is, of course, a reformed HEROIN ADDICT. . . so they probably figure it wouldn't hurt to double-check.) (???)

Nicole's ordeal began at around 12:30 A.M., when several people called 911 to report her black Mercedes SUV going THE WRONG WAY on the Ventura 134 Freeway.

When police located the vehicle, Nicole was stopped in the carpool lane, with her foot on the brake, talking on her cell phone.

Nicole was arrested just before 2:00 A.M., booked three hours later and released at 7:00 A.M.

When Nicole was booked, her height and weight were recorded as five-foot-one and. . . 85 POUNDS. (Didn't somebody say Nicole had GAINED five pounds recently??? Does that mean she was 80 pounds six months ago???)

By the way. . . the Smoking Gun website has compared Nicole's current booking sheet with the booking sheet from her 2003 arrest for heroin possession. It turns out Nicole was an inch taller three years ago, when they listed her as five-foot-TWO.
She was also 90 pounds. . . five pounds HEAVIER.

Oh. . . and she's BLACK now. . . whereas in 2003, her race was listed as WHITE. (???)

(--Check out Nicole's booking sheets here. . .)
(And here's a bigger version of her mugshot. . . in which I'm gonna go ahead and say she looks a little HOTTER than usual. But don't get the wrong message, kids. . . CRIME DOESN'T PAY!!! Whatever. There's the picture above. . .)

MOVING ALONG------>

PAMELA ANDERSON'S LATEST "PLAYBOY" SHOTS. . . ARE THEY PHOTOSHOPPED???

PAMELA ANDERSON is in the January issue of "Playboy". . . but thanks to the wonders of the Interweb of Pornography, you don't have to wait for the issue. Here's a sneak peak of what you can look forward too... it's the Internet's gift to all of us. . .

(Some celebrity blogs are saying these shots are HIGHLY Photoshopped. One of them even went so far as to say they should be considered COMPUTER ANIMATION. Pam's body DOES look a lot younger than 39. . . which it is. Your thoughts???)

We unfortunately couldn't put up anymore pictures...this is afterall a family friendly Blog page...haha...it's a hard knock life!

BRITNEY SPEARS GOT CAUGHT MAKING OUT WITH A GUY WHO HELPED PRODUCE K-FED'S ALBUM:

BRITNEY SPEARS got BUSTED making out with a new man over the weekend. His name is JR ROTEM, and he's a music producer. Probably not a very good one, though.

Apparently, he's working with Britney on her new album. . . and he has also worked with PARASITE HILTON and a young, game-changing hip-hop impresario by the name of. . . KEVIN FEDERLINE!!!


(Here are the pictures of Britney and JR sucking face. . . plus a solo shot of JR. Unfortunately, they've been scribbled on rather unprofessionally by one of those stupid celebrity gossip bloggers. . . but you can still see what's up. . .)

And would you like to see the hotty that Britney is locking Lips with?????


TA DAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd like to take this moment to say a little prayer for Britney Spears...
....I MEAN COMMON!!!!
From Justin Timberlake to THIS GUY?!?!?!?!
All is lost....

BEYONCE'S BOOBS ARE SPLITIING


Beyonce Knowles clearly wanted make a big impression at the LA premiere of her new film Dreamgirls. But things started off badly when the 25-year-old singer stepped on to the red carpet - and then rapidly got worse.
Her seemingly see-through blue dress - all frills and lace, and tied up with a big bow - looked like it had been ripped down from someone’s sitting room window.

Then, without warning, the outfit slipped south and revealed a little bit more of the singer’s bootilicious curves than she would have liked.
And closely look at the close up picture- look at the boobs real close....one seems to be splitting....well lesson- BE AFRICAN AND PROUD TO HAVE REAL BOOBS AND I MEAN REAL NATURAL BOOBS.....As a man, i wouldnt want my girlfriend to have spruced up boobs...would you???????
V.............(fyi- we love you Beyonce..we aint hating at all)

Monday, December 11, 2006

***INTERNATIONAL INTERCOURSE IDIOCY***

A CAMBODIAN PROSTITUTE. . . CHARGING $1.20 FOR RELATIONS. . . STABS A CLIENT FOR REFUSING TO WEAR A CONDOM:
(SG)
Here's your Pervert Travel Advisory of the Day:
If you ever find yourself in Cambodia, here's what you need to know about their prostitutes. Relations with them costs less than a Sunday newspaper, Some of them might even look like this (Bushriah...we like to call them) . . . but if you wrong them, THEY WILL CUT YOU.
25-year-old Suon Da of Battambang, Cambodia, was with a prostitute last week, 24-year-old Sa Rida, at a brothel.

Sa's going rate for relations: $1.20.

But. . . Sa DEMANDED that Suon put on a condom. He refused. . . they argued. . . and Sa ended up leaving the room. Suon chased after her, demanding a refund on his $1.20. . . and SLAPPED her.

So Sa grabbed a knife. . . and repeatedly stabbed him in the stomach. Suon survived. . . he's being treated at a hospital. Sa is in police custody but, so far, hasn't been charged with a crime.

Cambodia has southeast Asia's highest rate of HIV infections for people 15 to 49 years old. . . 1.9% are infected.

In 1997, the government started a huge sex education campaign. . . which included promoting condom use in brothels. That helped the infection rate drop 3%. (ABC News)

AND THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS...ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOM FOLKS!!!!


Friday, December 08, 2006

*****BREAKING NEWS!!!!*****

BEYONCE IS OLD!

Ahhh so is Bush!

Totally, off topic...isn't this photo great? hahahaha

Anyway, I'm depressed cause Beyonce's old.

If anything I wish she was Younger because lets face it...this woman is much older than we all thought and yet she still looks hotter that a 20 year old!

You see if she was younger pretending to be older we ladies could justify her beauty and say "aaaahhhh, fake. I knew you couldn't be that old and look that hot!" But now that argument has been stripped away from us! We ladies have nothing to comfort ourselves with...Beyonce is old and still gorgeous. What's our excuse?

Think about it...if she really is 32 and still looks like this...

Then really... what are we celebrating? The fact she might get wrinkles a day before we do?

oh well...we are in serious trouble if we think this is going to help...

Excuse me while I look for a Plastic Surgeon, I hear that it's getting cheaper since everyone getting a nip/tuck here and there!

Anyone wanna join me?

Anyone? Suit yourself!

P.s, If you still want to satisfy yourself by seeing how old beyance really is... check out this link...
http://www.mediatakeout.com/Exclusives/Beyonce_Age.html


Who knows maybe she'll one day we might get lucky and beyonce will embrace her age...and just let it all hang out!
I can just see it now...how about you?

Hey a girl can have evil thoughts once in a while right?

heh, heh, heh...

DISCUSS!!!!






Thursday, December 07, 2006

******CHECK OUT PREZZO'S GRILLZ******

PREZZO'S NEW $3400 SMILE The bling dont stop.

CMB Prezzo's just got a pair of grillz.
Estimated worth, $3400.

Yellow/white gold diamond cut grillz custom fitted by J&J Jewellers based in Atlanta. J&J jewellers have fitted grillz for the likes of Yung Joc and Yung Dro.
"This is just the beginning" CMB Prezzo says. "Nairobi ain't ready for what I'm about".

On tour around the states with CodeRED Dj Stylez, who's signed a heavy clothing deal with New York Label A.Tiziano, the duo pulled a 3000 strong crowd at Ashok Centre in Atlanta dubbing it one of americas most successful thanksgiving event.

RANDOM NEWS:

Now that TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES have made the big leap, it's time to focus all our wedding rumor energies elsewhere.

The "New York Post" says JAY-Z and BEYONCÉ are getting married this coming weekend at a five-star resort in Anguilla. (That's a British island in the Caribbean.)

It's being referred to as a four-day celebration of Jay's 37th birthday. . . which was Monday. . . but so-called "insiders" say it's actually their wedding.

(Speaking of Beyoncé. . . check out this picture. There's something seriously weird going on around her temple. Is it bad plastic surgery? Is a weave too tight??? What's the deal??? Decide for yourself. . . Cause I mean WTF???!!!!?!?!?!)

Monday, December 04, 2006

***STUPID NEWS***

WHO'S THE HOTTEST FEMALE DISNEY CARTOON CHARACTER???

This one's for anyone who's ever watched a cartoon, checked out one of the female characters and gone, "Damn, she's kinda hot." The online magazine "Fanpop" put together a list of the 10 hottest female Disney characters. . . and we've got it for you.

They had three rules for the list: One, she has to be a cartoon; two, she has to be human; and three, she can't be evil. So here's the top 10, for you to suck down:

#10.) ARIEL, "The Little Mermaid". She's a mermaid. . . and has gigantic '80s hair. . . so that's kind of a problem.
#9.) SNOW WHITE, "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs". Very pure. . . but also really, really pale. #8.) ESMERALDA, "The Hunchback of Notre Dame". She's a sweet belly dancer.

#7.) BELLE, "Beauty and the Beast". She's hot. . . and likes CHUBBY, HAIRY MEN.

#6.) MULAN, "Mulan". Sweet Asiatic minx. . . but also tough.

#5.) CINDERELLA, "Cinderella". She's got the classic beauty thing. And she cooks and cleans.
#4.) JASMINE, "Aladdin". She's got sweet hair and nice abs. . . and, if you're into noses, the biggest one of any female Disney character.

#3.) POCAHONTAS, "Pocahontas". She was into the taboo interracial thing, which is sweet.

#2.) JANE, "Tarzan". She's got measurements somewhere around 36-3-36.

#1.) JESSICA RABBIT, "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" She was designed to be the hottest of all time. . . and she is.
The honorable mentions went to Megara from "Hercules" and Aurora from "Sleeping Beauty". (Fanpop)
I know... great life changing news right...! But you gotta admit...Jasmine's pretty hot huh...Jessica is just skanky... might I suggest a second vote on who's the sexiest??? Anybody...?

OPRAH'S NEW GARDENING GUY USED TO BE A SEXY MALE STRIPPER!!!

If you're one of OPRAH WINFREY'S loyal minions, you've probably already dropped a line or two of DROOL over her new GARDENING expert, JAMIE DURIE.

Well, if you like Jamie DRESSED. . . you're gonna love seeing pictures of him back when he was a NAUGHTY MALE STRIPPER.

Jamie used to be a member of MANPOWER. . . Australia's answer to the Chippendales. And actually, he wasn't just a member. . . he was DANCE TEAM CAPTAIN!!! (???)

He went on to host a home improvement show in Australia, called "Backyard Blitz", before Oprah scooped him up.

(Enjoy some saucy. . . but tragically NOT FULLY NUDE. . . shots of Jamie from his previous occupation. I LOVE the one where he's dressed up like a sexy Gaucho. And if that's wrong, I don't wanna be right. . .)


(sigh...you can also double click in the image to get a better peek...just incase you were wondering...)
IN OTHER NEWS...
KANYE WEST HAS THE FENDI LOGO SHAVED IN HIS HAIR:

You'd think if KANYE WEST wanted a Fendi bag, he could afford to buy one. . . and not pull THIS stunt like he's some broke 19-year-old kid on eBay.

At a Fendi party in Tokyo, Kayne showed up. . . with the Fendi logo shaved into his hair.

And what or more accurately WHO is Fendi exactly...? Fendi is an Italian fashion designer brand founded in 1918, most famous for its selection of shoes and furs.

(Check it out here. . .http://www.myfendi.com/)