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Friday, December 15, 2006

***STUPID NEWS ***

THE WORLD'S TALLEST MAN USES HIS GIGANTIC ARMS TO SAVE TWO DOLPHINS' LIVES!!!

In case you're wondering whether the WORLD'S TALLEST MAN uses his God-given powers for GOOD or EVIL. . . I think that now, we can officially say, he's GOOD.

Earlier this week, at the Royal Jidi Ocean World aquarium in Liaoning, China, two dolphins got critically ill after they chewed off some of plastic on the edge of their pool. The only way to save their lives would be to get the plastic out of their stomachs.

BUT. . . when vets inserted surgical instruments, the stomachs would contract, making it impossible to pull out the plastic without hurting the dolphins. A human arm would be better, 'cause it wouldn't hurt them. . . but no one had long enough arms to reach the plastic.

So. . . someone at the aquarium had a brilliant idea: Call the world's tallest man. . . who lives nearby in Inner Mongolia.

They contacted 54-year-old Bao Xishun, who's 7-foot-9. . . and has 41.7-inch (about three-and-a-half feet) long arms. . . and asked for his help.

So, Bao traveled to the aquarium. . . reached deep into the dolphins. . . and got the dangerous plastic out of them. The dolphins are now in good condition and recovering. (ABC News)

(Here are some photos of Bao and the dolphins. . .)


9 Comments:

Blogger bantutu said...

7 feet is like aaah...less see aaah...Ok.
Yani ana mikono refu kuliko miguu za Unyc...hihi!!
Isn't he a gentleman?!! Using his super-human powers to save a not so human creature...gotta love tall people...

3:15 pm  
Blogger otidaveus said...

Well put Bantutu,

though I must say we can use his skills to repair or rather replace the hearts of our so called "MPs" ndio wasiwe so greedy.....

Otherwise well done Bao...

9:16 am  
Blogger Pekiro said...

Am really tired! To much work, too much field work! Am really exhausted! Anyway, thats a working nation!

For the tallest man, he must b a God send! He is super-human..

11:05 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

in other related news
Valarie won project fame
i think she deserved it !!!
go val

1:30 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His height is kinda freaky!Imagine shaking his hand & i'm sure his house is custom built.i love tall dudes, but not this kind.It's intimidating.

3:58 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mke Nyumbani :Todays recipes tomorrows disasters"
Thu Dec-07-06 02:42 PMby mogadishu

ingridents
2 blood stained ole ntimama pangas
1 thieving ruto hand(1992 vintage)
87kgs.of a power hungry raila
1 Nyanza province size grabbed land from uhuru
2oz of mutula's brain(that defended kanu for more than 15 years)
1/4 pound kalonzos diplomatic dawa
5 drops of tribal hatred at every press confrence
3 ounces of wit and headline grabbing antics
2 scoops of daily standard propaganda
1 doze of slanted ktn reporting
4 demonstrations &
3 secret trips to britain to seek instructions and award future government contracts


instructions

Add all the ingridents into a Bowl of Political Rallies.
Stir carefully and ask no deep questions. and bake for 3 years

presentation
4 foreign diplomats to give it a scent of legitimacy 10 african diplomats to give it continuental credit ,sprinkled with some remaining ktn slanted reporting ,glazed with an extra schoop of standard propaganda .

AND YOU HAVE AN ORANGE DISASTER CAKE

WARNING;
(in small print)
Consume quickly dont ask important question Now.
Ask when we are in power fighting over the next MOU.
Political ideologies and public policies not required .
Development cannot be garanteed.

10:45 pm  
Blogger Unyc said...

@Bants My legs r long and sexy thank you very much. We ni mfupi mpaka cousin yako wa 2yrs anacheza na wewe kama dolli...hihi!

@Capital Crew...i need 2 know...hs my phone number been saved as 'should never win' coz damn...i try 2 mean compes n never win yet am always right when I try. Like Eve's show, God knows how much credit i hv used but bila...enuf of my ranting.

Best joke of the year from capital breakfast:
What did Moses say to the burning bush?
Hello Moto.

That was funny...LMAO

Happy Holidays everyone. God bless u all.

2:33 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if mao can do that with his arm. What in heavens can he do with his ..........!!!!???

11:11 am  
Blogger SupremeGREAM said...

You know humans like abusing every good thing around. I guess some prison authority or even port police will use the tall man's haand to search for drugs 'huko ndani'. Goshness! thats a nasty thought!

11:55 am  

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