KEVIN FEDERLINE'S SUPER BOWL AD IS ONLINE. . .

AND IT MAY JUST BE THE GREATEST COMMERCIAL EVER!!!

KEVIN FEDERLINE'S Super Bowl commercial for Nationwide Insurance is online, and I have mixed emotions. I'm not sure whether to feel privileged that my eyes have been BLESSED enough to watch it. . .

Or DISAPPOINTED that I've seen it already, and thus it will be slightly LESS MAGICAL when I see it during the actual game.

I'm gonna have to go with BLESSED, though. . . because it really IS funny.

Here it is. . .

http://nationwide.com/nw/featured-ads/index.htm?hpAdClick=teaser

Fantastic Stuff!!!

R. KELLY has announced that his next album, which doesn't have a title yet, is set to drop around the end of May. He didn't give any other details about it. . . except that it WON'T have any more chapters of his "Trapped in the Closet" series.


But, no worries, "Trapped in the Closet" fans, we DO have good news for both of you. (--HI-YO!!!) This summer, after the album drops, R. is planning to put out a few more chapters.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6drAle0Jy4

In Other News...

ONE STUDENT'S BRILLIANT ANSWER TO A PROBLEM ON A PHYSICS TEST:

We don't know the kid that did this. . . but he's DEFINITELY got the kind of creative problem-solving skills that this country is gonna NEED in the future.

Here's how he tackled a problem on his physics test. . . and even though his teacher clearly didn't see his humor or brilliance, we do. And don't worry. . . it requires NO physics knowledge to understand this. . .

YOU GOTTA SEE THIS ...............

...Have you ever wondered what keeps us through out the day here at Capital...considering the whole breakfast team, we get to work at some odd hours...lets jus say some wee hours in the morning.........well here's what keeps us going ( instead of booze..lol)..............have a look at the link and have a laugh.....

- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHs8fDnhvbQ


..HAVE A CRAZY DAY...............................................

Today On THE SHOW

Today was a pretty good day at the office - definition of pretty good meaning no chairs were broken nobody died and people were nice to each other

Heres some of the show highlights

POTHOLE PATHETICNESS- UPDATE

We have the results for the pothole of the day!! We asked you to send us pictures of the worst potholes in the area you frequent - and the results- (whistle) ridiculous i must say so here we are - a big thank you to Noela Tavares AND Charles Mwangi - a small prize will be coming yr way guys - sorry we could not post ALL the pics we got - but we promise we shall use all the pictures and show them to the transport Minister when we finally get him to come to the studio.

1st here's Noela's

Hi,

Please find attached a selection of pictures taken of the Malindi – Mombasa road.

The distance from Malindi to Mombasa is 120kms, which makes it difficult to take the whole stretch of the road.

So, I have tried to take the first 30 kms from Malindi to Matsangoni. This stretch itself is in such a terrible condition. And the same applies to rest of the road until Mtwapa.



Please. please try and do something. I can send more pictures if you need them.

Thanks.

Keep up the fantastic work.

Noela Tavares

2nd Is good 'ole Charlie Above and his email read:

This is the case of “Kuku na vifaranga wake”!!! on the road leading to Sapphire Hotel, Mombasa.

Enjoy my pictures and nice day and weekend ahead.

Rgds,
Charles

LINKS OF THE DAY

#1.) This is pretty rare: It's a picture of GWEN STEFANI NOT looking like a perfect little China doll. She looks a little rough, but still hittable. . .(ACCORDING TO FAREED)

#2.) This can't be good for THE PUFFY DADDY'S ego. After the Golden Globes on Monday night, Puffy tried to go to an after party at the Sunset Tower Hotel in West Hollywood. But. . . security WOULDN'T let him through.

--About five minutes later, 61-year-old HELEN MIRREN. . . who won two Golden Globes earlier that night. . . showed up. . . and the same security guards GRACIOUSLY greeted her and escorted her right past Puffy into the party.

--The whole thing got captured on video. . . you can see it here. . .
http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid285859616?bclid=294430730&bctid=428900706

#3.) KEVIN FEDERLINE IS INDEED DOING A SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL:


Game-changing hip-hop impresario KEVIN FEDERLINE is indeed doing a Super Bowl commercial. It'll be one of those "life comes at you fast" commercials for Nationwide Insurance.


--The message is that Nationwide can help you prepare for your future, just in case things don't work out. Previous installments have featured MC HAMMER going broke and FABIO getting too old to be sexy anymore. Here are those clips. . .


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5ds42xXtI4


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBwUE-8m3UE


(--We'd heard that K-Fed would make fun of his image in the commercial. Maybe I should be embarrassed, but I have to admit, I'm a little anxious to see how they do it. I still say this guy is a lot cooler than most people think he is.)

SHILOH NONSENSE

Morning show countdown nonsense: when will shiloh Jolie pitt HOT daughter of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt be 18 and therefore Legal?!

days - 6338:11:9:56 as at when this was written

Thats all I have for you today bloggers - click back for tomorrows highlights, wish Fareed luck in his attempt to gain 20 kilos in 5 weeks and therefore make it even harder for himself to get a date.

And remember. . . THE GREATEST FOOL OF ALL IS THE MAN WHO FOOLS HIMSELF.

I don't know, I think the greatest fool of all recently got kicked to the curb by BRITNEY SPEARS.
You're Welcome

Seanice

“FAREEDS NEW YEARS RESOLUTION PROMISE”

I hereby promise to gain 20 kg’s by Feb 24th. I will do this by simply
Eating until I can eat no more, I will load my body with fat and carbs
And I will not exercise until I have reached my goal.

So make sure you
Join me every morning on 98.4 capital fm, and make sure you check my
Weekly pictures online here on this blogpage.

www.breakfastcrew.blogspot.co.ke

Here’s to getting fat for 2007

Fareed Khimani

ENTERTAINMENT NEWS!!!!

There's a rumor going around that 7-foot-6-inch basketball star
YAO MING is dating actress NIA LONG. . . whom you may remember as WILL SMITH'S girlfriend on "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air". Nia, by the way, is 5-foot-2. (!!!)

Yao supposedly developed a thing for Nia while watching her on "The Fresh Prince" in his native China. . . and had been trying to score a date with her ever since joining the NBA four years ago.
Last month, she finally gave in, and they've been seeing each other ever since.

ENJOY THIS PICTURE OF LINDSAY LOHAN IN A SEE-THROUGH SHIRT:

Are LINDSAY LOHAN'S breasts real??? Here's some more material to keep the debate going: It's a picture of Lindsay in a black, see-through top. Enjoy. . . but for purely scientific reasons, of course. . .

ENJOY THIS PICTURE OF AEROSMITH SINGER STEVEN TYLER AT THE BEACH:

When you're AEROSMITH singer STEVEN TYLER, apparently you can still get away with publicly wearing skimpy-sweet Speedos AND touching the contents therein.

Check out these pictures of Steven enjoying some beach time in Hawaii...

RANDOM MOMENT

....you must be wondering what this guy is doing on the blog.......well thanks to the tabloids, we can now see how Tony blair looks from the inside....haleluyah....

Welcome to the world of Tony Blair.....

Any one in your office suffering from this?

If you are a victim, then this will be useful- Man boobs, or moobs as they are sometimes called, can be caused simply by gaining weight.

As you pile on the pounds, some of the excess fat gets stored over the pectoral muscles.
However, for some it is caused by gynaecomastia, an over-development of male breast tissue.

It affects thousands of men and is down to a hormonal imbalance. Some experts put the increase of the condition down to female hormones (oestrogens) seeping into our environment and diet, meaning men are being exposed to more than they normally would be.

Possible sources of excess oestrogen include steroid hormones used to make livestock grow, plant-based oestrogens from soya and small amounts of the contraceptive pill entering the water system..................Wonder how George Bush looks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEW YEAR'S IS HERE!!!

Well the New Year has finally checked in

First and foremost...HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Now there are so many things that have to been done. You don't know where to start all you want to do is Sleep some more. Life...can't live in it...can't live without it. So what is your new year's resolution? I only have one...I will be happy! No matter what. It's going to be tough but I really think that is a great plan.

Tell me what you think and what are you up to this year? Everything all stopped for a brief moment last year but now you have the chance to start over this year although...

I know as well as you that one thing never stops...and that is gossip on this blog so here it is...

ARE YOU...DESPERATE FOR A DOLL???

Because there's a toy line for EVERYTHING these days, a doll company called Madame Alexander is releasing 16-inch replicas of the girls from "Desperate Housewives".

There's one for each of the show's five main Ladies. . . played by Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Eva Longoria, Marcia Cross and Nicollette Sheridan. There's no word yet when they'll be in stores. . . but here's a picture. . .

I don't like them...None of them even slightly resemble any of the actresses on the show...what say you?

J :)