Good Morning all,
I hope that you had a great restfull weekend. It's been pretty chilled out for me, no stress...which is a definate change of pace...
I came across this pic and thought I'd share it with you...
If you think you've got it tough...there's always someone worse off than you...lol...
J.
posted by Capital in the Morning @ 7:44 am
12 Comments:
Hi everyone, it was a very nice wknd...though it was too short. Its unfortunate that i didnt do Biology in High sch...i culd call hamaphrodite (check the spelling)
If u think u r dirty minded read this
Are You Dirty Minded?
It's your first time.
As you lie back your muscles tighten.
You put him off for a while searching for an excuse,
but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience,
but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses;
but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him
- he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you
and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.
You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time,
wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.
As he presses closer, going deeper,
you feel the tissue give way;
pain surges throughout your body
and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.
He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.
Your eyes are filled with tears
but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.
He begins going in and out with skill
but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments,
you feel something bursting within you
and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting,
glad to have it over.
He looks at you and smiling warmly,
tells you, with a chuckle;
that you have been his most stubborn
yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist.
After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
What were you thinking? You dirty minded thing!
"We are "The Breakfast Crew". We are just Brilliant, Ridiculous, Exuberant, Attractive, Knowledgable, Flirty, Amusing, Sexy, Terrific, Caring, Racy, Exciting, Wonderful... people. Hence BREAKFAST CREW...you'll figure it out soon enough..." Thats true, but what can we figure out soon? am really enjoyin ur show here,'online streaming' though its listening over the internet is 5 mins behind the usuak time..u r really makin ma day, i am always listening 2 capital FM, unless the net is down.
You can always contact me on:
pekiron05@yahoo.com or pekiron05@hotmail.com or pekiro@computermail.net.
Jay, thats true, thank God u r still breathing at this moment u r reading, reserve @ least a second of ur time to "thank u GOd". Despites all the odds u r facing, thats how life is.
Today Seanice was talking about cops and speeding and the Colin Bruce and I thought I should share my one hilarious experience on this! I wanted to text Seanice while I was in traffic but I guessed she'll call me back or give my number to the cops... (no offence Sean, but they could get courd orders compelling you to do so!)
N'ways, I was coming from shaggz (ye, I am shaggz mondo!) and I got stopped by cops in Nakuru for doing 80 kph in a 50kph zone. They asked for my DL and upon inspection of the car, they said I was driving a dirty car which is a traffic offence(Shaggz guys like me always get stuck in the mud!), I had a few dents here and there (from my drinking sprees of course!)and the rear tyres were worn (I drank the money!).
I was giving a lift to a friend who's in the Army and he told me to say I was an Army guy too. So I got outta the car and swaggered over to the policewoman and asked her loudly what the matter was and could I get my DL back? She told me to speak to the inspector who was in a Nissan X-Trail parked hapo kando. So I told the inspector who was quite rude (and kept patting his gut and wiping his face)that yenyewe I was in a hurry and had broken the speed limit but I was an army guy and please let me go? He asked for my army ID and I naturally said that I left it at Langata Barracks (BTW I've never been in there!) so he says no way, lipa cash bail. I walked back to my car and the policewoman was now just laughing at me (she was kinda cute though, despite the mean grin on her face). Then the inspector asked the policewoman to charge me.
And then my friend swung into action....(Remember Muathe and his..."and then my mboyz swung into action and returned fire.... etc" fame?) He walked over to the inspector and they had a short conversation then he got his Army ID out. The inspector shouted at the policewoman not to charge me as I was really an army officer and she promptly stood in attention and saluted me and apologised as she returned my DL.
Maze we had a loud laugh on our way back to Nairobi, after the policewoman had given us a lecture on abuse of office (she was tough I tell you....) and a parting shot as we drove off which went like 'Officer, hata tyre pekee yake?' as in I should buy new tyres.
I have bought new tyres yes, but the better ones that were in front are now at the rear and are worn....Phewks!
And a message to Colin Bruce: Chanuka na utembee incognito jo... (or etter still...Zi... Ongea... Fungua roho yako.
Thanks Jay. I think I should also swagger out of this office.... I've erned my keep for a day!
Sarah, don u know there r animals with two sexual organs? Nimeshindwa kuspell..its sthing like hamophrodite (xcuse me sikudu Bio..look fo da spellin). I think such shuld ve that option..hahhahaha..if ever there was a human being like that!
2day i had a wonderful day (full of blisses!), it waz unlike all Mondays..i think niliamka poa..
Anyway guys ve a nice n wonderful day/nite..ciao kesho..mmm Mola akipenda..Jazz, Seanice (really longing 4 ur breakfast show) n everyone else nice dreams!!!!! What did i said? Nothing! Gud bye................encore!
The worst Collins did waz to identify himself as WB country director (thats when Kenyans take advantage to ask u huge chunks).hahahaha.. it waz really a bad experience..stacky, thank God u were not caught.. they culd ve charged for imposing!
Pekky Pegs Pekiro, are you confessing? Ama you are just letting us in on one of your secret fantasies? Even if you have both organs it won't get you very far coz you still can't get the job finished mon (man!, with a pinch of Jamaican accent).
Anyway thanks for keepin us bize on this blog Pekiro. One of these days when I get a fat paycheck, I'll buy you dinner at the McDoanlds website by sending you a link!
Can I just take a moment to say Welcome to our first time bloggers...Welcome to the family. And to our regulars.....welcome glad you had a good weekend too...
J.
..morning peeps..you know you guys really make our mornings..infact just to let you know, the first thing we all do when we get to the office, is to check out the blogg..you guys are the best bloggers.....and as Jasmine said, welcome aboard to the first timers.....okay its time to pretend to be working....of course am working.....hehehehehe,i think one day we should all meet over a drink and get to know one another...ohh at least we- the crew, have met Sarah-..and for those who havent met her, i will gladly tell you this- she is very very very pretty....can't deny that- her skin is so flawless a lady bird would just slide on it..hehehehehe..sorry Sarah, if you get stalkers, dont blame me blame it on your beauty..heheheheheehe..i think thats ma que to leave...
Vinnie...
Gud morning ma fellow bloggers? Its gonna b a lovely hot day (weather prediction)hahhaha..i aint a weatherman! Stacky, u know what, sometimes we ought 2 confess..hehehheh! (waitin 4 Mcdonalds dinner..huh!) Vinnie, u r spillin da beans abt Sarah..hahaha
Nice day.
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