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Thursday, September 07, 2006

ENTERTAINMENT NEWS!!!
TOM CRUISE'S BABY IS MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN YOURS!!!

We can only hope that the media's unnatural, venomous obsession with SURI CRUISE will be over, now that TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES have allowed their baby to be photographed for the issue of "Vanity Fair" that hit newsstands TODAY.

Katie Holmes tells "Vanity Fair" that it's been, quote, "heartbreaking" to see some of the stuff that's been written in the press about her relationship with Tom, her family's relationship with Tom and, perhaps most importantly, the stuff that's been said about Suri.

She says, quote, "It's really frustrating the amount of (crap) that's out there. And the stuff they say about Suri? You shouldn't say that about us, and you can't say that about my child."

By the way. . . remember all the controversy Tom raised when he bought a sonogram machine for home use??? Katie says it was for her DOCTOR'S use. Thanks to the paparazzi, they decided to have him make house calls, rather than leave the house for checkups.

MORE ENTERTAINMENT NEWS!!!!

DESPITE "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE'S TRICKERY, JESSICA SIMPSON SAYS SHE'S *NOT* DATING JOHN MAYER:

JESSICA SIMPSON is NOT dating JOHN MAYER after all. When Jessica was on "The View" yesterday. . . she told new yenta ROSIE O'DONNELL that John is simply a good, longtime friend of hers. . . and that they are NOT aligning naughty parts.
However, this outright denial might come as a surprise to anyone who's seen the cover of the current issue of "People" magazine.

See, the cover story is all about Jessica and John's supposed relationship. And the front of the magazine has a picture of Jessica with the words, quote, "I'm in love!". . . in large, bold print over her photo.

But it's all SHADY trick journalism. (!!!) You see, Jessica didn't tell "People" that she's in love with John Mayer. In fact, she didn't even talk to them for the interview. An unnamed, so-called "friend" of Jessica's SAYS that Jessica SAID that. (???)

4 Comments:

Blogger stackofstiffys said...

Well, well, being the cynic that I am, Tom Cruise has never let me down, and he really made me laugh when he told off Brooke Shields on the use of anti-depressants, then showed many a guy they way when it turned out he apologised in person then ruined it again by issuing a statement through his publicist saying that he still held his views on the anti-depressants!

Just saw Suri's picture last night and she looks moonfaced, I though it was some sort of confusion and they had published a photo of the new baby born in Japan to Princess Kiko (nice name, considering Kiko means 'smokin pipe' in Swahili), but the presence of Tom and Katie told me I was not looking at the wrong picture. As in that baby looks like any other in the Far East and Cruise should invoke some clauses in his pre-nup and go for a paternity test!

On Jessica, am glad she is not attached to John Mayer! If it is true, her break up with Nick Lachey was so bad. She pleaded with him at some restaurant that they go on and even cried but he would have none of it. The funny thing with the two was that Nick had insisted on a pre-nup before the marriage coz he was worth much much more than Jessica, but she was far richer than him at the time of the divorce, so his loss is her gain.

I think the trick journalism is basically taking things too far to make sales, but it also happens right here at home ati sijui which celeb hooked up with who or did what or which public figure sleeps with who then they clarify in the next issue. They should leave it to the gutter press and concentrate om matters public.

8:42 am  
Blogger SupremeGREAM said...

The 'miss report' aint soooo different from what I hear/read in local media. Picture this Manchester United groupie (I am one to i just hate bad journalism) who writes a sports column in the sunday buzz sayin that wenger could not use Pascal Cygan in their last match coz of injuries. Pascal is no longer in the gunners sucker! he is in some 'spanyora' club. The tom cruise baby mother is real miss gorgeousness. I am going to get mine to.. soon.. soon

9:46 am  
Blogger Pekiro said...

For Simpson, seeing all those cover photo...there is no way she can denounce that they ve never shared the aligning naughty parts..hahahaha(i think i lie this wordings!)

10:45 am  
Blogger Unknown said...

hehehe! Pekiro I was also jazzd by that statement ati aligning naughty parts!!(who sez that??)
Tom Cruise's baby is soooooo cute!!! coochie coochie...makes u wanna bite those cheeks.

1:58 pm  

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