LILY IN:

hey! hey! hey! how we doin people! yeah i know i've been so MIA ya'll think i've been fired! ha, am still part of capital in the morning crew! and we have a new kid on the block....introducing the latest bad mad addition to the crew.....marcus kwikiriza! can we have some drum rolls pleeez!!yup u better recognize! it's gonna be a crazy show am sure! keep it locked!

nway, i have been very interested lately bout the youth summit. very good intiative, bad implementation. i mean the youth on the grassroot level were excluded coz of the high participation fee and yet they're the ones who know the real issues facing them!! a downright shame for real! i mean, let's get real! (have i said real again,oooops!)

personally, i think there's one thing guys are overlooking,nurturing of inborn talents. i mean, from the time we're born, we're encouraged to read hard coz education is the key to success...the only key. but after gettin book smart u still can't get a job! it don't work that way! am not sayin we become a bunch of illiterates but we should not forget to nurture our other gifts. if our parents would nurture our talents and schools would have the facilities to develop those talents, then we wouldn't have so many guys fighting to get "blue collar" jobs. guys would get innovative with their God given talents and become entrepreneurs!! hey, think about it! that's my deep thought!

nuff with the serious stuff! we the unemployed youth are desperately lookin for jobs so.....here are some statements you must NEVER make during an interview....

"I have no difficulty in starting or holding my bowel movement."

"At times I have the strong urge to do something harmful or shocking."

"I feel uneasy indoors."

"Sometimes I feel like smashing things."

"I get excited very easily."

"Once a week, I usually feel hot all over."

"I am fascinated by fire."

"People are always watching me."

"Almost everyone is guilty of bad sexual conduct."

"I would have been more successful if nobody would have snitched on me."

"My legs are really hairy."

"I think I'm going to throw up."

AND WITH THAT....

LILY OUT!