Breakfast Crew

We are "The Breakfast Crew". We are just Brilliant, Ridiculous, Exuberant, Attractive, Knowledgable, Flirty, Amusing, Sexy, Terrific, Caring, Racy, Exciting, Wonderful... people. Hence BREAKFAST CREW...you'll figure it out soon enough...

Friday, September 29, 2006



The weekend is here and how is everyone???
I must say that it has been a crazy month and if we havent been so frequent on the blog its simply because this birthday month should have been re-named HELL month!! We are working on a new club exclusively for kids between the ages of 6 and 12 and besides that we have alot of things to finalize on !!!

So climax is tomorrow at the CAPITAL PARTY!
DRESS CODE- White and flashy
PRICE- 300 at the gate
VENUE- Carnivore
SNEAK PEEK- There will be a white and black Dome ..prizes like a chance to fly out and watch Jay Z all expnses paid and 100,000 plus more!!!

I have a pair of tickets to give away
any-one interested ?? i guess the first person to express interest and give me their name and phone number gets those tickets

SCRAMBLE NOW!!!!!!

LOVE SEANICE
P.S You bet we will have exclusive photos on the blog on Monday am!! hahah love to all bloggers- jay, Unyc, Pekiro, Stack o stiffys, and to all if i forgot to put yr name here i love u lots anyway!!

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

LILY IN:

hey! hey! hey! how we doin people! yeah i know i've been so MIA ya'll think i've been fired! ha, am still part of capital in the morning crew! and we have a new kid on the block....introducing the latest bad mad addition to the crew.....marcus kwikiriza! can we have some drum rolls pleeez!!yup u better recognize! it's gonna be a crazy show am sure! keep it locked!

nway, i have been very interested lately bout the youth summit. very good intiative, bad implementation. i mean the youth on the grassroot level were excluded coz of the high participation fee and yet they're the ones who know the real issues facing them!! a downright shame for real! i mean, let's get real! (have i said real again,oooops!)

personally, i think there's one thing guys are overlooking,nurturing of inborn talents. i mean, from the time we're born, we're encouraged to read hard coz education is the key to success...the only key. but after gettin book smart u still can't get a job! it don't work that way! am not sayin we become a bunch of illiterates but we should not forget to nurture our other gifts. if our parents would nurture our talents and schools would have the facilities to develop those talents, then we wouldn't have so many guys fighting to get "blue collar" jobs. guys would get innovative with their God given talents and become entrepreneurs!! hey, think about it! that's my deep thought!

nuff with the serious stuff! we the unemployed youth are desperately lookin for jobs so.....here are some statements you must NEVER make during an interview....

"I have no difficulty in starting or holding my bowel movement."

"At times I have the strong urge to do something harmful or shocking."

"I feel uneasy indoors."

"Sometimes I feel like smashing things."

"I get excited very easily."

"Once a week, I usually feel hot all over."

"I am fascinated by fire."

"People are always watching me."

"Almost everyone is guilty of bad sexual conduct."

"I would have been more successful if nobody would have snitched on me."

"My legs are really hairy."

"I think I'm going to throw up."

AND WITH THAT....

LILY OUT!

Morning Bloggers
I came across this and well lets just say that i would sooo like to hear peoples comments
COULD IT BE? That he is content because he is getting loads of money elsewhere??

discuss......!

PRESIDENT Yoweri Museveni (Of Uganda) has persistently opposed a pay rise for himself, Prime Minister Prof. Apolo Nsibambi has said. Nsibambi yesterday said there have been suggestions to the President to have his salary raised considering its insufficient state but the President has turned it down. He said the President takes home Uganda shillings 3.6m, which is about kenya shs 144,000 besides other Presidential emolument and added that when the country’s envelope improves, the review could be considered.
Any increment, however, would bring President Museveni's salary closer to that of his Tanzanian counterpart Jakaya Kikwete, who earns an equivalent of UgShs6 million but far short of Kenya's Mwai Kibaki's Ksh2 million (UgShs50 million).By the way, what Museveni earns is much less than even what former President Moi earns in retirement by like 10 times or so...

seanice

Monday, September 18, 2006


...Hey happy people,..hope you all have been good...weekend??? okay slow down, i know you all want to talk about football and as i guy, i just couldn't ignore talking about football kidogo......Chelsea FC vs Liverpool, Man-U vs Arsenal Fc....hehehehe..i know am just about to open a pandora box over here.....for all those whose teams lost, my apologise..to all the winning teams, hmmm we are on our way to getting the cup..( if you have noticed, am trying so hard not to mention the team i support).....ohh just a by the way, have you seen what Arss...enal FC ( oopps Arsenal) will be putting on this new season??That is the picture up there..........

..So anyway, i was going through some random sites and i came across this information- David Beckham spends a staggering £1,000 a month - on pants. The soccer ace allegedly splashes out hundreds of pounds on underwear every fortnight because he never wears the same pair twice....David never purchases anything other than Calvin Klein from the Pro Stretch range....now i can go on and on about this dude and his many many such random news.....where am i going with this, now this is my opinion: Beckham is arguably football's biggest marketing asset - a guarantee of millions for his club in terms of merchandise, imaging and profile...hmm but he seems to concentrate so much on his looks and such stuff more than his football career..... is just me but i think, getting this dude off as England's Captain, was just the best thing to have happened to the English squad???..now seriously, for a man who earns close to an estimated $37.4 million a year and sadly, only about $10 million of that is related to playing football at Real Madrid......doesnt it just make you think this dude should stick to modelling rather than sports? Are his days as one of the world's leading strikers/ footballers over???........Is he worth what Real Madrid is paying him?....Before you "eat" me alive, just think about...i dont hate the guy, nop..i jus think its high time, England stop worshipping this man..FYI-DAVID BECKHAM was so distressed at giving up the England captaincy he was physically sick after he made the announcement. He said .he had decided to quit the captaincy six months earlier. But he was still unprepared for the emotional ordeal of relinquishing a job he had held for six years and which he prized so highly.....

Vinnie....

Friday, September 15, 2006

WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY...

LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND I DIDN'T FEEL VERY WELL WAKING UP THAT MORNING.

I WENT DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST HOPING MY WIFE WOULD BE PLEASANT AND SAY,"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!", AND POSSIBLY HAVE A PRESENT FOR ME.

AS IT TURNED OUT, SHE BARELY SAID GOOD MORNING, LET ALONE "HAPPY BIRTHDAY."

I THOUGHT... WELL, THAT'S MARRIAGE FOR YOU, BUT THE KIDS WILL REMEMBER. MY KIDS CAME INTO BREAKFAST AND DIDN'T SAY A WORD. SO WHEN I LEFT FOR THE OFFICE, I WAS FEELING PRETTY LOW AND SOMEWHAT DESPONDENT.

AS I WALKED INTO MY OFFICE, MY SECRETARY JANE SAID,

"GOOD MORNING, BOSS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

IT FELT A LITTLE BETTER THAT AT LEAST SOMEONE HAD REMEMBERED. I WORKED UNTIL ONE O'CLOCK AND THEN JANE KNOCKED ON MY DOOR AND SAID,

"YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE, AND IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, LET'S GOOUT TO LUNCH, JUST YOU AND ME."

I SAID, "THANKS JANE, THAT'S THE GREATEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY. LET'S GO!"

WE WENT TO LUNCH. BUT WE DIDN'T GO WHERE WE NORMALLY WOULD GO. WE DINED INSTEAD AT A LITTLE PLACE WITH A PRIVATE TABLE.

WE HAD TWO MARTINIS EACH AND I ENJOYED THE MEAL TREMENDOUSLY ON THE WAY BACK TO THE OFFICE,

JANE SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY... WE DON'T NEED TO GO BACK TO THE OFFICE, DO WE?"

I RESPONDED, "I GUESS NOT. WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?"

SHE SAID, "LET'S GO TO MY APARTMENT."

AFTER ARRIVING AT HER APARTMENT JANE TURNED TO ME AND SAID,

"BOSS, IF YOUDON'T MIND, I'M GOING TO STEP INTO THE BEDROOM FOR A MOMENT. I'LL BE RIGHTBACK."

"OK." I NERVOUSLY REPLIED.

SHE WENT INTO THE BEDROOM AND, AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES, SHE CAME OUT CARRYING A HUGE BIRTHDAY CAKE...

FOLLOWED BY MY WIFE, KIDS, AND DOZENS OF MY FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS, ALL SINGING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

AND I JUST SAT THERE......

ON THE COUCH......

NAKED......

Sometimes it's just better to NOT have assistance...of any kind!!!! hahahaha....

Have a great weekend!!!!

J. :o)

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Hi It's meeeee.....

Well, It's been a long time since any of us blogged....

Sorry about that Peeps...you see it's Capital's 10th Birthday and everyone in this office is running around like a headless chicken if you know what I mean.

Otherwise we are still alive and working hard. Sean is on leave right now and we have Marcus fillin in, so you can all relax. Seanice will be coming back and I know you miss her so...we do too.

Anyway, do you sometimes feel like you're working so much that all you can do is laugh hysterically at yourself? Because that is how i feel at this particular moment in time. I wish i could just take a bleeding holiday! I'm sure you do too...I propose that workers everywhere (except the peeps that work at holiday resorts) all go on strike and meet up at our favourite vacationing spot...AGREED?!

Common a girl can dream can't she? oh well,

Speaking about dreaming...I got to interview Derrick Assetto from Survivor Africa. He's a pretty nice guy...really down to earth it seems. If you're not familiar with Derick let me refresh you're memory...

Now I have some exclusive pics of this hunk-a-hunk burnin' muscle...I just need clearance and ladies... you have permission to drool!

Anyway, while i was interviewing him. He thought that I looked incredibly like Tebby. She's a fellow Survivor who went to Panama with him. Now I think he must have been on that island waaaayyyy too long cause i've seen her... we look nothing alike!

What do you think?

I think we should take a vote. let me find the pic....

While I do that...some of you will be glad to know that "Munchkin" is BACK! Those of you not formally introduced to Munchkin...listen to the show...and you'll hear my best matey!

So my fellow bloggers continue talkin cause it so great knowing how you're doing for a change. Are like me and justin dire need of a fantastic vacation? If so...Blog away!!!!

If not, Blog away ANYWAY....!

hahahaha...

Chat to you later on...

See you,

J.

Friday, September 08, 2006

ENTERTAINMENT
DAVID SPADE AND HEATHER LOCKLEAR HAVE BROKEN UP:

You know how HEATHER LOCKLEAR and DAVID SPADE were SUPPOSEDLY dating??? Well, now they've SUPPOSEDLY broken up.

A so-called "source" tells "People" magazine, quote, "Heather is still going through a lot with DENISE [RICHARDS] and RICHIE [SAMBORA]. It's just too soon for her to get serious. They are still friends. It's not ugly." Whatever.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

ENTERTAINMENT NEWS!!!
TOM CRUISE'S BABY IS MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN YOURS!!!

We can only hope that the media's unnatural, venomous obsession with SURI CRUISE will be over, now that TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES have allowed their baby to be photographed for the issue of "Vanity Fair" that hit newsstands TODAY.

Katie Holmes tells "Vanity Fair" that it's been, quote, "heartbreaking" to see some of the stuff that's been written in the press about her relationship with Tom, her family's relationship with Tom and, perhaps most importantly, the stuff that's been said about Suri.

She says, quote, "It's really frustrating the amount of (crap) that's out there. And the stuff they say about Suri? You shouldn't say that about us, and you can't say that about my child."

By the way. . . remember all the controversy Tom raised when he bought a sonogram machine for home use??? Katie says it was for her DOCTOR'S use. Thanks to the paparazzi, they decided to have him make house calls, rather than leave the house for checkups.

MORE ENTERTAINMENT NEWS!!!!

DESPITE "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE'S TRICKERY, JESSICA SIMPSON SAYS SHE'S *NOT* DATING JOHN MAYER:

JESSICA SIMPSON is NOT dating JOHN MAYER after all. When Jessica was on "The View" yesterday. . . she told new yenta ROSIE O'DONNELL that John is simply a good, longtime friend of hers. . . and that they are NOT aligning naughty parts.
However, this outright denial might come as a surprise to anyone who's seen the cover of the current issue of "People" magazine.

See, the cover story is all about Jessica and John's supposed relationship. And the front of the magazine has a picture of Jessica with the words, quote, "I'm in love!". . . in large, bold print over her photo.

But it's all SHADY trick journalism. (!!!) You see, Jessica didn't tell "People" that she's in love with John Mayer. In fact, she didn't even talk to them for the interview. An unnamed, so-called "friend" of Jessica's SAYS that Jessica SAID that. (???)

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

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Monday, September 04, 2006

So last week there I was going through one of the local dailies (Daily Nation) and saw this interesting feature…well its something that has been going on, only that it seems to have become harder, yet I thought it was as easy as ABC. The feature was on how more and more Kenyans are obtaining foreign citizenship through bogus marriages. What caught my attention is how it works- there I was thinking, well just go down to the beach, meet a white woman/ man, pretend to fall in love and well the rest they say will be history as you start a new life and fly away to wherever. Then, you divorce him/ her as soon as one year passes by and bang- you got your way as a citizen.


Well I found out otherwise: shocking to say the least. Apparently forget the going to the beach and looking for your pick. Those who want to enter into bogus marriages, meet their spouses through local or international visa racketeering agents and facilitators. The agent then, negotiates a fee on behalf of a facilitator and for his or her efforts, she or he is paid a commission of between 5 to 10 per cent of the total fee payable. The agent gets the fee directly from the person seeking a visa or from the facilitator depending on what they agree.
This is the person at the heart of the whole process. His or her work is to identify an American or European citizen willing to marry you. Later you notify the Registrar’s office of your intention to get married after the mandatory 30 days notice. To cut the long story short, you get married, move abroad and then live for a while and well, divorce and the rest is history. The catch here is that you can pay up to 270,000 Kenya shillings or even more to your supposedly spouse. Remember the agent is paid a whopping amount of money too for his/ her work.


Isn’t that just cheapening the institution of marriage? Are we that desperate to leave our country by even going to the extend of paying someone to marry us? What happened to the notion that east or west; home is best?


Why do we think that life out there is milk and honey? In this day and age, we still think the west has got all the opportunities ever? Shouldn’t this be criminalized? Shouldn’t it be made illegal?


That article clearly shows that Kenyans are so desperate to leave their home country and would do ANYTHING AND I REPEAT ANYTHING to get out. And you wonder why Dr. Alfred Mutua’s campaign of proudly Kenyan isn’t working!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Vinnie