Breakfast Crew

We are "The Breakfast Crew". We are just Brilliant, Ridiculous, Exuberant, Attractive, Knowledgable, Flirty, Amusing, Sexy, Terrific, Caring, Racy, Exciting, Wonderful... people. Hence BREAKFAST CREW...you'll figure it out soon enough...

Monday, July 31, 2006

....woow i had one of the most amazing weekends in my entire life...this i have to tell you...ever been to masai mara??? what???? all i can say is that kenya, we have a beautifull country....and i mean that..it was life changing....but i must say the road leading to that place is not soo good( we were actually boozed the whole way..to survive the bad roads..we left nairobi at 930 am and were all boozed by 10.30am and yet we reached Masai mara at 6pm..the booze helped.....)....seeing the amazing wildebeast migration was unbelievably cool...and the entire scenery of the place was breath taking and romantic to say the least..And oohhh the wildebeast migration- one word SPECTACULAR...you gotta be at the mara to see it to believe it.....am still lost for words.....you don't have to go outa the country for you experience fun, its right here in kenya. and when you go, make sure you get a good crowd- i made new pals who i have to hollaa to at this point- Big ups to Woody, Serah, Akane, Parett and James..you guys were the best team to hang out with.........i wanaaaaaaaaaa go back!!!!!hope my Boss reads this so that i can go back again....its sad to be back to reality......Lemmie get back to work- This is Vinie signing out....( seanice and Lily have gone for a meeting while Jasmine is up and about in the office- i think i have just seen her and Eddie chasing one another IN THE OFFICE....hmmm those two????......)BOTTOM LINE- YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE MARA BY ALL MEANS.....

ENTERTAINMENT NEWS!!!!

Jamie Foxx Denies Corrupting Colin Farrell

Jamie Foxx insists his hard partying with co-star Colin Farrell while filming Miami Vice had nothing to do with the Irish star's decision to go into rehab after the film wrapped. Foxx appeared on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno where the talk show host quizzed him about things getting too crazy on the film's set.
The star explained, "Maybe there was too much fun. I had nothing to do with it, man! You're asking them cop questions... 'Where were you, Jamie?' You sound like a policeman! You know, that's what we're supposed to do!
"We're making money, we're doing movies...something's got to give! On his behalf, he's a great guy. You know, he's Irish, he drinks a little and has a good time...and I'm black...things happen when you're black!"


ENTERTAINMENT NEWS!!!!

JUST TAKE A MOMENT BEFORE CONTINUING!!!!

MEL GIBSON WAS ARRESTED FOR DRIVING DRUNK. . . AND THEN, HE LAUNCHED INTO A BARRAGE OF EXPLETIVES AND ANTI-SEMITIC REMARKS

MEL GIBSON was arrested early Friday morning on suspicion of driving drunk. But before those suspicions could be proven. . . he cursed at the arresting officer. . . tried to escape. . . and launched into a barrage of expletives and anti-Semitic remarks.

Mel was pulled over at about 2:30 A.M on the Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu, California.


When the L.A. County Sheriff's Deputy pulled him over, Mel began swearing at the deputy. According to TMZ.com, Mel repeatedly said, quote, "My life is (effed)." In an effort to calm him down the deputy said he would NOT cuff him if he cooperated.

But Mel did NOT cooperate. When the deputy asked Mel to sit down in the passenger seat of the patrol car, Mel refused and attempted to escape back to his own car. The Deputy chased after him, caught him, cuffed him and placed him into his patrol car.

Once inside the car, TMZ says that Mel began banging himself against the seat. And according to the Deputy's report, which was acquired by TMZ, Mel then told the deputy, quote, "You mother(effer). I'm going to (eff) you."

The report also says, quote, "Gibson almost continually threatened me saying he 'owns Malibu' and will spend all of his money to 'get even' with me." And that's also when Mel began launching into a TIRADE of ANTI-SEMITIC remarks.

(--CAREFUL JEDI. . .) Supposedly, Mel said, quote, "(Effing) Jews. . . The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." Gibson then asked the deputy, quote, "Are you a Jew?" TMZ claims that the deputy has all of this on AUDIO tape.

An unnamed police source told TMZ that Mel said to a female officer there, quote, "What do you think you're looking at, sugar-tits?"

Mel allegedly took TWO blood tests. . . and a breathalyzer put his blood alcohol level at 0.12 percent. . . the legal limit in California is 0.08 percent. At that point, Mel was put into a detox cell. . . still in handcuffs.

As if this weren't enough controversy, there's also talk that a COVER-UP was engineered by one of Deputy Mee's superiors, to sweep Mel's hate speech under the rug.

See, while Mel was cooling his heels in a cell, Deputy Mee wrote an eight-page report on the incident. But TMZ says the sergeant on duty made him rewrite it. . . with all the anti-Jewish stuff EDITED OUT.

The L.A. County Sheriff's Department has already denied to TMZ that any favoritism will be shown to Mel. . . and that nothing from the investigation will be hidden.

TRUE STORY!!!!!





ENTERTAINMENT NEWS!!!!

MARY-KATE and ASHLEY OLSEN have hired author and onetime eating disorder sufferer JESSICA WEINER to provide a bunch of content on their website. Jessica's books include "A Very Hungry Girl" and "Do I Look Fat in This? Life Doesn't Begin Five Pounds from Now". (As ironic as it sounds on the surface, YOUR young daughters could probably benefit from what Weiner has to say. Here's a direct link to her content on the site. . .)

http://www.mary-kateandashleyolsen.com/mind_body_soul/ask_jess/real_advice.php

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Random Celeb Gossip!

I stumbled upon some hot pictures of our Hollywood Buddies...and Local Celebs. Some of them Sizzling hot...other's Seriously Not!!!!

Enjoy!

Doesn't Redsan Look Gorgeous?! I'm impressed!


Check it out...it's Shaggy with one of us Capital dudes! Ladies...he's a great Kisser!!!
His Lips Don't Lie!!! hmmm.....

<----Believe it or Not...but this is actually KEVIN FERDERLINE!!!! I know it's hard to believe but it's true! This is what he looks like.... Groomed!

Who's this Hot babe? The one and only Jessica Alba! Chilling in Mombasa...haha, cancel the tickets to COAST...she ain't here. Just appreciating beauty peeps...speaking about beauty!
Ladies check out Mathew McConaughey working out on the beach....
What can I say i'm in love!!!

Sigh....Mathew....hmmm....

ENTERTAINMENT NEWS!!!!

THERE'S NOW A TRAILER FOR THE A BLACK JESUS MOVIE:

This will probably be this year's "controversial Jesus movie": "Color of the Cross". In case you can't tell by the title. . . Jesus is portrayed as a BLACK MAN.

The filmmakers describe the movie as, quote, "the first dramatic film in Hollywood history ever to depict Christ as a black man and observes RACE as the possible factor in the Crucifixion of Christ."


There is no official release date for "Color of the Cross". . . but production is officially complete.
The makers of the film expect it to be out sometime around November.

But most importantly, there's now a TRAILER for it. You can check it out at the movie's official website. Here's the link. . .

http://www.colorofthecross.com/video.html

Good morning!!!!

Now I'm not for deep thought...naturally... however I had a thought so I have to record these rare moments in my life...


When you had breakfast this morning I bet you did think of this did you?!?!?!

Ha, ha...Have a Great day people!

Jazz :)

....hey you all, hope you doing good and listerning to capital in the morning.....woooow today was an "injury day"- we left work at 7pm yesterday......(remember we come in at 5 am....okay Seanice comes in 4.45 am..don't ask where she gets the energy from to keep you up all morning)...any way thinking we were going home after a long day, only for Jazz to call and remind us of Laura's birthday........hmmmmm...thats when lemmie say, our day began....off to Tamasha at 7pm....and trust me, from the pictures you have seen of the crew members having a ball....thats how we partied yesterday ON A MONDAY OF ALL THE DAYS!!!!!....we made a grand entrance, pinted thoroughly and danced till wayyyyy past midnight.....the saddest thing being we had to be at work by 5 am....its not funny....we just don know how we made it in today....
...any way, by now i guess you must have heard that JA RULE is coming to Nairobi......and to Capital Fm studios on Thursday....(all the ladies have vowed to work extra hours on that day..as for the guys, all we can ask is where is Ashanti??? halaaaa that chic is just the one-don't you just love her?..i can go on and on about her......)..any way so here's the catch- on Friday, we will award one of you peeps who have been blogging and leaving us cool messages....hehehehehe ..cool idea??? i think so, all you gotta do is just blogg and leave a comment and on Friday, send us the name you have been using on the blogg to our studio lines..and listern to Capital in the Morning to know if you win the ticket and you will be on your way to partying with the Crew at the Jarule concert...sawa??? good...enjoy blogging.....outaa Vinnie

Tuesday, July 25, 2006


ENTERTAINMENT NEWS!!!!

Britain's not-always-reliable "News of the World" tabloid actually caught George AFTER he'd successfully found himself temporary love in the bushes at a place called Hampstead Heath.

Perhaps the most bizarre part of this story is that the object of George's affections on this particular night was NOT some young, studly type. The paper described the guy as, quote, "a pot-bellied, 58-year-old, jobless van driver."

(George is 43, and apparently into D.I.L.F. action. You know. . . Dad I'd Like to. . . you get the idea.)

They even got the guy's name, because they followed him home and got him to talk to them. His name is Norman Kirtland. . . and the van he drove to the park for that night's cruise actually had a MATTRESS in the back.


For more juicy detail check out this link...

ISN'T THAT JUST SCANDALOUS?!?!?!?
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news1.shtml


ENTERTAINMENT NEWS!!!!

JESSICA SIMPSON and PARIS HILTON will try to out-slut each other next month, when they release albums with similarly trampy covers just one week apart.

Here's a side-by-side comparison of the album covers of Jessica's "A Public Affair", which hits tores August 29th. . . and Paris' disc, "Paris", which will drop seven days earlier, on August 22nd.

Monday, July 24, 2006


More photos of the crew peeps...enjoy...

ohh... Here's Marcus and Seanice at the Kisima awards looking Good!!!!!!


There's Sean and Jazz...two peas in a pod we are...


Here's us at the Angelique Kidjo Concert a while back...with our work mates...this was a really good night!!!


Seanice giving "Compe Roho Safi"...the judges have decided...SHE WON...hahahaha...just kidding...

Here's me with Angelique Kidjo's Band...Jazz Band I like to call it...10 bucks to anyone who can guess which one I really fancied...lol...

ENTERTAINMENT NEWS!!!!!

ENJOY AVRIL LAVIGNE'S ONLINE WEDDING ALBUM. . . OR DON'T:

For those of you who are interested in such things. . . AVRIL LAVIGNE has posted a bunch of pictures from her weekend wedding to SUM 41 frontman DERYCK WHIBLEY on the Internet.

You can check out Avril and Deryck's online wedding album at the following address. . . by just clicking on "Next" to cycle through the pictures. . .

http://www.canada.com/topics/entertainment/gallery/weddingalbum.html?g=0

Friday, July 21, 2006

hey all..on behalf of the breakfast crew, just want to say thanks for all the guys who have been blogging so far..and to make this more fun, we will be giving cash to those who blog....all you gotta do is to listern to the clues we will be giving on air, and if you constantly blog, well then, you will surely get the answer and win the cash.....just keeo listerning to Capital in the morning...and ohhi almost forgot, i bet you must have seen the cool pictures of the crew partying away on weekends...you wanna join us??? well its easy..all you gotta do is just be looking out for any of us on weekends wherever we will be..and who knows, just for spotting us, you get pints from us....exciting haaa???? so get with the programme.....and join us....hmmm thats all for now..Seanice has gone for some meeting outa town centre, Jazz has gone home to look pretty for the weekend( and she knows she is already pretty)....so i guess its just you and me here at this particular time..and ohh one other crew member, Eddy who every one mistook to be a new staff member at Capital coz of puting on suits the whole week, is sitting at his desk- smilling away...dont ask smiling at what............peeps gotta bounce..take care peace!Vinnie.....almost forgot, i found this interesting- an sms from one of our listerners -WOMEN MAKE GUYS DO THINGS OR GO PLACES THEY WOULDNT WANNA GO AND GUYS GIVE IN BECAUSE OF FEAR OF PUNISHMENT AND TO AVOID CLASHES-Eric.....well well, so it got me thinking- so why do women complain that men we are bad? clearly from the above, we are so good that women take advantage???right?

Thursday, July 20, 2006

LILY:

are those pics hot or are they hhoooott!! loving them (it took me awhile tho!) everybody looks so great! like jazz, i've also met some celebs....like obama's third cousin's friend's sister! yeah! for real! of course i have the pics, i just can't find them right now!

anyhoo, yesterday, dj styles was spinning like whoa! the brotha's got skills! i won't forget his advice "it's important to look ahead for the future." ha! ha! i'll never forget that one!
too sleepy to continue blogging...well, ya'll have a nice day now!

to keep warm, remember to snuggle up to the person nearest to you. you can open the conversation with my favorite line "you know you're the warmest person i know....

i swear it's worked for me before!

LILY OUT.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006


Here are a few photo's I thought would give you an idea how busy the team's been since met up...it's totally random so you can make up you're own timeline...enjoy...



Here's Jazz (me...on the right) and Wanja (on the far left), with Angelique Kidjo ( just incase you might know where she's standing...she's the one in the middle...)!!!!

This is Lilly (with Herine on her left) celebrating her Birthday...Breakfast Crew Style! ha ha

She's totally cool and awsome but somehow the cake missed her mouth and ended up all over her face...don't you just hate when that happens? hahahaha....

Ok...let's see what do we have here...?

Damn...we partied all night! I cannot begin to explain what we were on that night but we didn't leave the dance floor! Ps...only Seanice can PULL-OFF an outfit like that!!!!!and ohh may i add that that bald, sexy,hot, smooth, clean shaven head belongs to the one and only Vinnie???....jus thought i would get that out

Moving along...as I always say... doesn't Redsan look good??? Hot more like it...what do you think?

Wow...Check out what I found guys....

It's Vinnie, Sean, and Lilly!!!


It looks like a party ya'll...hmm, I wonder where I was...hmm? ANYWAY...this is how the gang party...you know how we do...let's just say one thing...


THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A "BREAKFAST CREW PARTAYYYY!!!!!"

I look at us sometimes and this is what I see...if the Breakfast Crew could be described in a photo I think this could do
perfectly...!

What do you think? Hee, hee...I'd like to take the oppurtunity to say that I with the Coolest, Craziest Cats on the PLANET! And I couldn't have asked to meet a better bunch of people...aww...I'm being mushy I know... but (sniff, sniff), I can't help it...excuse me...the room's a little stuffy I think I need fresh air...uhhh(sniff...) yeah..


ENTERTAINMENT NEWS!!!!

PAMELA ANDERSON AND KID ROCK ARE GETTING MARRIED:
Pam made the announcement herself in the "Diary" section of her official website. . . quote, "Yes. I'm finally getting remarried. It's been a whirlwind, spontaneous. . . but well thought through."

It goes on about how happy she is. . . how it's a miracle, blah, blah, blah. But oddly enough, it never mentions the NAME of her future husband.

(You can read the whole announcement for yourself here. . .)


http://www.pamelaanderson.com/diary.aspx?menuNo=3

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Hello People!!!

Seanice here- Number 1 on my agenda this morning is a HUGE thankyou to my crew who were really really there for me during and after Kisima- i love you guys (sob sob!) now that's out the way - i have GOT to say that we officially have the BEST Blog page on the internet - Vinnie and lily yr rivallry cracks me up every single time!
Jazz i love the entertainment bits 'live off the wire baby'-keep it up and then i thought i would be of slight use to those who might be blogging this am - check out http://www.rubberchickencards.com/ if you need to send some funny different greeting cards (these are really special!)


ENTERTAINMENT NEWS!!!!
HEATHER LOCKLEAR really DID get the name of DAVID SPADE'S "Just Shoot Me" character, Finch, tattooed on her right ankle!!!

Monday, July 17, 2006

Hey peeps, well well..another Monday another start to the week. So Lily finally and I mean FINALLY found a dress (or was it just an overall wrap around) that she could go with to the Kisima? ..How things can change and dresses can actually fit some people??!did she mention any where she came in lady like shoes today???i will leave that to her to tell you guys.... I hear Kisima had so much drama, these guys were telling me. Unfortunately we can’t put them down here……hehehehehe

Any way, had a packed weekend…funny though that when I decide to miss the event, ma crew members asks…unlike the other day when I was looking hot and no one noticed…hmm any way a brother had like 3 dates with these three super luscious gals…. (By the way, I aint a playa, FYI jus couldn’t miss the opportunity to hang out with them of course at different times, different venues) ..Jeez dating three luscious gals on one night can make you run around like a head less chicken…lets not even get down to the details..Jus know my sato night was fantastically fabulous- none of them knew about this..hehehehe..

(Hold on Carterina Murino-new James Bond chic, has just walked in to Capital….hold on I gotta take a picture…..this chic is actually here???well………….talk about being in the right place, right time)

So where was I? Ohhhh so Sunday, went to java junction…seated next to two ladies who were at my table.Halaaa..these chics went on and on and on about Kenyan men…( you would think I was white- coz they kept on like I wasn’t listening to their conversation- did I have a choice?NO!)….so they claimed to be Christians and saved but halaa….one of them who is a single parent( she looked 24, 25 ish in age), went on about how she makes sure her baby’s dad pays for everything for his son, and yet they live apart and she doesn’t want anything to do with the guy…and I thought to ma self, isn’t it unfair for guys like that? A lady doesn’t want anything to do with you and yet she expects you to pay up front for the baby’s up keep? As men, are women duping us? I thought when one becomes a baby mama, she at least, develops this newfound "good heart" but I guess from the two ladies conversation, I was wrong. The other chic, had even much more drama in her life- talking about how guys in the office are flirting and asking her out..and that atii she is not interested????(pliz!!!!!! The lies women tell all in the name of girl power???!!!!!). Some things they said, are just unprintable…the saddest thing most of all, is that they kept on going on about how all men are bad…sincerely are we? Funny thing, as I was leaving, I minced a few words by saying, " excuse me"(you know am a gentle man)..at which they replied, " always a pleasure"…..EXCUSE ME????……

Just wanna say BIG UPS TO SEANICE for making Kisima glow….gal we are all proud of you…no words can describe that..keep it up!!…Poor gal she is still hangid- after the show today at 10 am, she went home to sleep. You need to meet her to know why we complement her like this….Big ups gal and with that, am outie- Vinnie

Hey morning gossip lovers!!!!

Well Kisima is finally come and gone...imagine...all that hype for a couple of hours...it doesn't make sense does it? Anyway, it was great fun. I hardly sat down it was soo busy. But it was great fun hanging out backstage with sean when she was presenting calming her down and checking and re-checking her outfit!

But I ask you...didn't she look gorgeous? My goodness, if you were there you'll have to agree with me, and if you didn't see it then just look out for her on telly you'll see her.

CHECK HER OUT!!!!!

There was sooo much drama happening that night it was ridiculous...the live band refused to play just before the awards began and so everyone went into panick mode and then the audio was acting up. It was a little amusing though when some cable got loose just before this guy with a red suit was about to perform and whenever he came on to sing the mic would go dead...hmmm...maybe the forces of nature were trying to tell him something...anyway that band was trully special because guess what? They left the stage to go drinking even before the awards had FINISHED! So there's Didge waiting to perform...and NO-ONE CAN FIND THE BAND MEMBERS!!!!! Drama- rama I tell ya.

Some of the outfits were really H.O.T...hot and then some...I don't care what anyone says wearing underwear to an evening outdoors is STUPID! Hmmm, there were alot of FREEZE N' SHINE chicks there. How can you wear such outfits...AND YOU'RE SITTING DOWN...so no-one can see you anyway...you'd rather show your clevage...but be essentially warm right? WHO'S WITH ME?

Any was with Lily...Vinnie decided that he was too good for the rest of us...and buggered around with some other ladies! Hmmm Can you believe that Luo! Hmm...anyway...

The afterparty wasn't that happening I felt then again I was tried of running around for most of the evening...

OH MY LORD! How could I almost forget!!!! Guess who I was hanging out with? hahaha..you'll never believe it!!!!


Caterina Murino from the new James Bond Flick "Casino Royale"!!! I know, i'd like to think we were chilling together at the awards...I don't what do you think?...

What...you thought I was lying..? haha!
this is what she looks like when she's in hollywood posing for international press...









IMPRESSIVE HUH?!?!?!
Yup...see didn't I say I had friends in high places?! This is why I love my job...opportunities like this...wow...I shall take this to the grave!

That's all for now...

This is Jazz...live off the wire!

LILY:

hey ya'll!! isn't it just a fantastic monday...all cold and gloomy...so exciting (hey, i'm just trying to liven up a rather wack day, so sue me)! i finally got to go for the kisima awards! my first big media shindig yay! i was totally psyched! the event was great! the longombas put on a kick-ass performance! those guys can shake it and shake it good! they like got most of the awards! aida was also fab and wyre wasn't bad at all. i was grinning like a cheshire cat seeing all the celebs. i was seated right behind ojay hakim of african heritage, he's kinda hot (of course he doesn't know i exist, but who's checking!) oh the life of glitz and glamor....

our girl seanice did us proud, so poised and elegant on stage. you go girl! jazz was of course backstage as seanice's official hair consultant. she did a great job! (she wants to start her own salon, one celeb gig and the girl is going pro, well)! i ain't hating jazz!

vinnie didn't make it to the kisima coz he was chasing some chicks (or so he says! this is just code for sitting at home watching cuando seas mia! he likes the soap for some insane reason!) vinnie, u hate on me, ama hate on ya! special fitting my a$$!! yeah i'm special and NO we can't go out!!

however, i'm liking the blogger, mac q. hala at me man! sorry culdn't get you tickets although i tried! is that really your picture? coz it ain't bad..not bad at all....!!

so, ya'll have a nice day and remember, You cannot prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building nests in your hair.

LILY OUT.

Saturday, July 15, 2006

...jeez its a cold afternoon, Seanice has gone for the final touches on Kisima awards, Jazz has gone to do her hair and pick her dress for tomorrow, and Lily has gone for special fitting-..you know no normal dresss can fit her..hehehehehe....by the way, i guess by now you must have heard of the saga involving our own Nameless and the South African pop stars on the song, Maisha...my two cent to all this is that...after looking at their pictures(the South African pop stars)...i think we should forgive them..halllaaa those three gals are so hot,...no words can describe them...waaaaaaa..my goodness , why would we wanna hurt such lovely creatures?..so lets all agree and forgive them....( hope they are reading this so that they can swing me their address and phone numbers- Vinnie..just incase they wonder who dis)

Friday, July 14, 2006

it's fun friggin fantastic friday!!!! wsup ya'll!! i'm so excited the weekend's here coz i now get to do all the crazy stuff i've been wanting to do and haven't had the time for....like dance nude on the carpet...hey wait, i can't do that this weekend! hmmm...well, maybe next weekend then!

whoa, that guest in the studio today was HOOOOT!! OH MY GOD!! i don't care what anyone says! he was a hunk, suave, articulate.....merciful heavens!! i think he wants me coz he held my hand for a little longer than he shulda!! yup! he's definitely mine! laura and jazz keep off my future hubby! and seanice was acting all bila interest! ha! i saw her drooling on the sly!!

anyhoo, vinnie i'm sorry i didn't recognize you were looking hot. maybe it was the wack t-shirt and the tired jeans! ha! ha! our lack of appreciation shuldn't make you run to white chiks coz...well...they won't appreciate you either! ha! ha! ok, i'll stop dissin you now.

i'm not sure i'm going for kisima. i'm bila clad and i'm not sure that cute guy's coming (ok, there's this guy i really like and he said he'd be there so.....ok, maybe i shuld keep that story for ano'er day!) i hope no one's noticed i'm kinda man crazy! i really really wanted to go though! bummer!

big up to jazz for being a bloggaholic (i've copyrighted this word FYI). keep-a-bloggin girl! i really hope you're not cranky anymo. ama pray for ya!

all ya'll blog like hell pahleeez!

BOOTYLICIOUS LILY out!

..This is a very stressed up, annoyed, hatefull Vinnie..so i took two weeks to come up with what i am wearing today, came to the office as usual,in high spirits coz i knew people would notice me..or so i thought.....no one noticed AT ALL.....should i repeat this again? I CAME IN LOOKING HOT....and ma crew members did't even look twice..all in the name of this other guy who came into the studio for this interview....none of the crew member's complemented me..okay Seanice tried to say am looking good..( shhhh i think it was forced)....but its okay at least i took it in....so Laura, Lily, Jasmine continue drooling and ignoring me even after i sent them like 10 EMAILS that am looking hot.....and you ask why kenyan women can't get men??? coz they admire the least concerned people and yet those of us who are around, are being ignored......any way, thank God for other women out there who appreciate we the kenyan brothers.........leemie leave for now....don't complain when you see us going for White women.....they know how to appreciate there men....am through with the women this side of the Sahara.....

ok...hold up... wait a minute!

Cute guy has just come on the show and everyone in the office is drooling....

Excuse this brief interupption...
Interrupted by laura...." Jasmine, do you think if i tell the city councel guys i don't have any money...they'll let me park anyway.....?" hmmm, and everyone thinks the peps who are in the entertainment bizz are loaded! Here's proof! honestly...can anyone pay for laura's parking? Anyone...?

My goodness this guy (who's come in) has sparked a marathon of e-mails amongst the crew...haha...we will fill you all in after the show....lol!

:)
Jazz

Ok...it's way to early to be up!!!!!

I'm cranky...arrrrrrghhh!!!!

There is not enough coffee in the world that could convince me that being up this early is worth it! Do you sometimes feel like that? I mean you sit in bed, contemplating if it's really necessary to get up and go to work...then the devlish voice in your head says..."just sleep...call in sick...no-one will notice or much less ask...go on...lala tu..."

ohhh the agony!!!!

Nevertheless...GOOD MORNING! Enjoy the Show!


Jazz

Thursday, July 13, 2006

..Am happy to report this...Jazz finally finally noticed me..this is what she sent me...in private- hehehehe..Hmmm….Woyie…Vinnie…now if I start flirting with you now you know we’ll be fired!!!!
But manze, you look hot…it’s like that Mariah Carey song….”Oh Damn…The Show’s gonna end in a minute…can I get you’re number Vinnie so that we can both get heated…oh… you’re fashion rocks…Oh…your outfit’s hot!…oh…Can I get you’re number Vinnie so I can show you what IT’S ALL ABOUT …WHAT’S ALL ABOUT!!!!

That’s dedicated to you Vinnie!!!!
Mwah!
.....all i can say is ..LORD JESUS..AND YOU EXPECT ME TO WORK AFTER WRITING ALL THESE?????????.........

OKAAAYYY

NOTE TO BREAKFAST CREW!!!!!

COULD YOU LEARN HOW TO CHANGE THE TIME ON YOUR POSTS!!!!!

That is all...thank you!

Haaaa...that's better. I just had to get that off my chest. Okay. So hey guess what yesterday I was on T.V which was really cool. HOLLYWOOD HERE I COME!!!!

It was a heck of a lot fun...maybe I should try get a show and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!

hmmm...a girl can have her dreams can't she? Oh well, I'm here by myself blogging away, Seanice is off to Carnivore for a meeting because she along with Marcus will be hosting the Kisima Awards...hmmm I wonder if i'll win anything...?

I don't know where Vinnie is and Lilly is just wondering aimlessly around the office...maybe she'll join me and blog soon. "Blog"...it's such a funny word don't you think? I mean what on earth does it mean anyway..."Blog"...sighhh...

Yours truly and lost in thought ....

Jazz...

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

So today's topic was really interesting...I had no Idea that all ya'll have your own stalkers out there. I could tell that people could relate to being stalked in one way or the other which is a little disconcerting!

Geez...freaky!

Anyway onto lighter topics, I think I might just go to the Salon this afternoon and have my hair worshipped! Up...that just sounds WONDERFUL!!!!! I'm glad you fell better now...I have that affect on people you know...lol...

Sometimes I wish I could watch "Clueless" all day long...my life would be complete...!

Sighhh....anyway have a great day...despite the weather!

Jazz...

...What a morning..cold and hottt..Did i say Hot?...i hope i did coz it was hot..not the weather, but Dj Stylez mixes.....the last hour was more of ragga-that music genre that makes you shake your tail feather......and my oh my, people actually get stalked this side of the Sahara..as in, this was news to most of us...........here are a sample of what some of you guys had to say concerning today's topic-stalkers.....

...Hi seanice, had similar experience, your pal could use her phone to block his number and all other numbers he ever calls with. Mwaniki

...Hey, iv had a stalker he is always on n of (recuring) n iv had 2 change my no severaly i hav a no which only my folks n huby use thats a fast way out purity

...I got a stalker, n the funny thing is i met her jus once 4 5mins. Nw she says she cant c any reason nt 2 luv me. She keeps calin n sms-in. Gerrard

...It does happen 2de fullest.Av had a traumatizin effect of it frm ma ex boyfriend.It is de worst experience in ma life.SUSAN

...Hey cptal fm crew.Get ths.Ma sista was bein stalked by her patients child,WHO WAS A GIRL! She once cld her 10tmes in 1 nite

...Am being storked by my neighbours maid... its been 5 years now. ojay.

...u guys dont know the half of it..i was stalked by this gay guy.i could handle a chic stalking me, but this one was jus outa my hands..scaryyy, George..

The funny thing about all this is that i have never been stalked but it has crossed my mind to stalk this girl i am into so so much...still weighing my options...hehehehe..i really want to be stalked and get the feeling so i have decided if i can't be stalked, then i will stalk any one wanna help me out?...Vinnie

LILY: today was a killer show! i cannot believe the number of stalkers out there!! whoa!!! i thought maybe a few but enyewe, there are some really wacked out guys out there!! zeees psychos need some heavy counselling or a Jesus boost for sho!

that story about the guy being stalked by his neighbor's maid? priceless!! i swear i'd be traumatised if i were him! maybe he smiled at her one time and she thought they had become an instant item...and being stalked for five years? trauma!!

so i came across a very funny story about einstein and his relatively unscientific female exploits (ahem)! get it...einstein....relatively? oh what the heck! anyway, it just goes to show that the geeks do get the girls sometimes! apparently, he had about a dozen affairs!!?? and all in the name of science....(ahem)

all the devilishly handsome guys with humor on their lips and strength in their character blog now (and leave your names and cell no.s) but i am not a desperado!! no really, i'm not!!

so finally, we get our act together and actually have a nw blog spot( how many times have we been here before??)....well well...let just relax and enjoy the ride and lets make it a daily routine to do so....ohh i found this which i think is pure hate?....

MARC SCHAFFEL. . . a former MICHAEL JACKSON associate who's now suing Michael for $1.6 million in unpaid loans, royalties and other debts. . . made a pretty interesting claim in court on Friday.


--It's been a rather boring trial so far, but it got interesting when Schaffel. . . on the witness stand. . . claimed that Michael once asked for his help in adopting boys from Brazil.

Schaffel was being questioned about his personal ties in Brazil. Michael's lawyers accuse him of going there to recruit talent for his OTHER job..( which i will edit for now)...

But Marc said, quote, "The main purpose of my trip was Mr. Jackson wanted to adopt some boys."


--Michael and his lawyer deny these claims. And even Schaffel's attorney didn't seem happy that this came up. He said, quote, "It's not really relevant to this case. I thought we were not going to go there. We've tried to be upstanding."

Thats food for thought for you........

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

lily: what the hell.....i mean...heck!! me? stupid? oh, there's gonna be a beat down up in here! you guys are just jealous of my beauty and brains! admit it!! yeah, that's it! braddy fooros oro of you! (cursing in a kikuyu accent is so allowed)!

SEANICE: Yani...Lily is Stupid!!! ehh...Why is she talking about Micheal Jackson....?!?!?!?!

JAZZ: Hmmm, you know it was Vinnie that wrote that huh....

SEANICE: Oh...my bad...Vinnie it not bad..it's...uhh...shucks...ahhhh (embarrased silence)

JAZZ: (laughing in the background!) hahahahahahahahaaaaaa!

VINNIE: Well, at least when you see stupid things you automatically think LILY...Sorry PENINA!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

....Lilly walks in....

LILY: What y'all laughing sooo hard about? Guys...guys...!!!!

so, i'm a hot bodacious chick with a personality to boot! i like tall intelligent guys with a nutty sense of humor and kinky too! ahem! my cell no. is....oh wait, this isn't www.meethotguy.com? shuks!! where am i anyway? ha! ha!

wsup! LILY of the crew here! oh my gosh it's my first time to blog! can i get a drumroll for goodness' sake! is this how a blog looks like? can i press this button? oooh i love it! can i send a shout out?

anyway, tomorrow's gonna be a fab day i'm sure. styles is the master! the last time he was here, he punished me with all that reggae! he knows i hate that stuff! i'm so taking it personally!

seanice finally let me talk on the mic! all those days of threatening bodily harm have finally paid off!! yes!

vinnie stole my biro again!! he has a hot phone but noooo, he just has to go and steal my 20 bob biro! men!! jazz....well, i thought i was nuts but that girl? in a class of her own! whoa! ok, i kno i've said too much, but i'm a virgin blogger, ok? out!

Good afternoon everyone -
hope every body is ok because i am NOT.
i'll tell you why- a really good friend of mine is being STALKED- would you believe that in this time and age people still have time to waste calling people who dont want to be called- this is illegal, i worry for my friend - put yourself in her shoes - can you imagine your phone ringing off the hook with some annoying guy on the other side that you have called all sorts of names and said things to that 'if i were to reprint them we would be shut down by the FCC' but still this guy calls and even laughs when you threaten to call the police!!!

does anyone have any advice for a situation like this? its so bad i think we need to call the cops - any one been through something similar? - please share as it is a really worrying situation.

she doesnt know this guy - he saw her once in a bar, when i asked him where he got her number from - he said he had done his ' research' a bit spooky i think......



Seanice
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Yippee! We've finally made this thing work!!!!!

Ha, ha!!!!

Jazz you are a genious!!!!

THIS BLOG PAGE IS OFFICIALLY OPEN PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!