Hey you all.....you know i just couldn't let this man, who happens to be the fifth African American Senator in U.S. history, and the only African American currently serving in the US Senate, pass by without my two sence on the subject...for the last couple of days or so, if there's one person who has put kenya on the world map, then you will agree with me that it has got to be Senator Barack Obama and his visit to Kenya.....yes, this guy has grabbed all a piece of all the headlines you can think of...LA Times, New York times, Washington post, Chicago tribune, and so many others that would probarbly fill this page.. even online, this guy has featured every where, with some describing him as Kenya's most prominent citizen ..which is a good idea, at least for an African state that only seems to make headlines in these same papers when its a big disaster or some pictures of some malnutritioned kids or better still, on how corruption is rampant.......infact one of those papers had this to write- As the only African-American in the U.S. Senate, Obama is seen as an inspiration in this east African country where more than half its 33 million people eke out a living on less than $1 a day....wooow and many more had similar lines which i don't want to get into now.


Any way moving on......What caught my attention was this- one of the same same papers had this write or say( whichever)..." Kenyans have claimed Obama as one of their own, even though he was mostly raised in Hawaii and did not know his Kenyan father well "..... that got me thinking,..As a kenyan, and i mean KENYAN not tribe, can we claim him to be our own? Need i remind you that he is an Illinois senator??


According to the Chicago Sun times, the Senator had this to say, " Now, I just have to remind everyone that I'm not a Kenyan politician.,....................I'm going there as a United States senator, but just personally. This gives me an opportunity actually to reconnect and find out what is going on and what folks need..............I want to remind people that I'm the senator from Illinois, and my responsibility is to my constituents back home........Kenya is not my country. It's the country of my father, I feel a connection, but ultimately, it's not going to be me. It's going to be them who are climbing a path to improving their new lives". Hmmm food thought don't you think?


....So, are we just riding on a euphoria state of mind that is just about to die down as soon as he gets in that flight and goes back???..well till he comes back again? After the expectations how, though, will we perceive him when his motorcade is leaving the city? Will he receive as glorious a sendoff after it becomes clear that he has no ability to solve the problems of this impoverished nation?

Vinnie

Sometimes i feel like this at work - like i really have no idea what i am about?!
i guess we all have those days? Today morning was all about demystifying some investment issues and i know i learnt alot so i hope if you listened you did as well! Sara hope yr back at work a big hi to all our new bloggers Amanda and Co. Stack and Pekiro and Jay hope your keeping well. Unyc as well!! so Tuesday afternoon it is - and there is so much to do before tomorrow - information for you all by the way- DJ Stylez was nominated for a channel O award for Best DJ keep yr fingers crossed as i find out how to vote so we can seriously put him on the map. !!
But it is exciting news and i think we should give him a heads up when he comes to studio tomorrow!! For all my bloggers - enjoy your afternoon

love
Seanice

Good Monday Morning Bloggers

The Economics Nobel prize winner, Prof. JosephStiglitz, on September 29, 2004 told the Annual CommonwealthConference of Finance Ministers in St Kitts and Nevis, that "it is better to be an American or European cow - rather than anAfrican person."

Agricultural subsidies in the industrial Western countries amount to US$350 billion per annum, while total ODA (Overseas DevelopmentAssistance) is a mere US$56 billion. An American or European cow is subsidized at the rate of $2 a day, yet the majority of Africans are l iving on $1 a day.

Absolutely horrendous- the economic disparity between us and the west has me worried
could it be that neo-colonialism and our dependence on the western way of life has played a major role in this?? - over to you - yr comments are welcome

Seanice

Hi all!
So this morning on the show we talked about the Mt.Kenya Climb for 2006 and we promised more details..
Panadol is celebrating 50 years of relieving pain by organizing an initiative to climb the great MT Kenya called ‘caravan of hope’ from October 15th to 19th. ‘Caravan of hope’ is an effort aimed at raising funds for treatment of hydrocephalus and spina bifida disorders amongst less privelaged children. Be a part of this very worthy cause by registering for the climb, making a donation, or participating in the Panadol ‘caravan of hope’ petition. Tune to capital in the morning every day to find out all about Panadol’s caravan of hope and how you can be a part of it. Only on 98.4 Capital FM

.....Morning to you all lovely people....well this is what got us all inspired today....this young lady, Sylvia who is only 23 yrs of age, has come up with this wonderful and amazing site that many of us, could learn a lot from. We decided we will support her in any way we can....Now Sylvia and her friends started a project dubbed "My Future is in My Hands". It is a free online mentorship project/Career Advice web-page.

Basically, its a site that creates an information site for young people, a place where they can find information about various careers available to them.....now inspiring is that???
correct me if i am wrong but many youths out there would rather sit down and wait for a job to appear from no where..yah...instead of taking the initiative to actually create one....Sylvia by the way, hasnt completed her studies.....i tell you this really moved us this morning ....its the kind of information you need to keep you going on a morning...anyway take you time and go through it.......

You can find more information about this project at the URL: http://projects.takingitglobal.org/mfmh

With many like her, trust me, the youth would surely take leadership of this country and make it a better place......like sun rise on each and every fresh morning

Vinnie......

BRITNEY B.S.

A PREGNANT, NAKED BRITNEY SPEARS IS TOO HOT FOR JAPAN!!!

Japan. . . the land of bukkake, used panty machines and SQUID PORN. . . has finally found something too deviant for its people to gaze upon: The naked body of BRITNEY SPEARS.

Remember those naked, pregnant pictures Britney did for "Harper's Bazaar" magazine? Well, they're appearing in the October issue of the Japanese edition. To hype the issue, the magazine wanted to put posters of the cover picture up in the Tokyo subway system.

As you may recall, the cover shot had Britney nude but TASTEFULLY COVERED UP, with her hands crossed in front of her milk-engorged breasts and her legs, for a change, closed.

But they were DENIED. Subway officials decided the picture was, quote, "too stimulating" for Japan's young people. (!!!) The here. . .) poster will still be put up. . . but CENSORED BELOW THE ELBOWS.

(Check out the SURPRISINGLY EROTIC pictures of Britney. . . yes, she CAN still look hot. . . )

I don't know....really...All Sean is asking me is...

"But why?!?!?!"

I don't have the answers...I just Gossip!

Britney Spears still hot? Discuss...

(As an added bonus, check out the shocking similarities between SUPERSTAR MC KEVIN FEDERLINE and a real, live WEASEL here. . .)

Kevin Federline really is a weaselAfter hearing over and over that Kevin Federline looks like a weasel (or acts like one), we decided to do a little comparison, and holy crap, he's more weasel than weasels!...

Look I have PHOTGRAPHIC EVIDENCE PEOPLE!!!

Jazz... ha, ha!

LILY IN:

whoaaa! i haven't blogged for like forever! but here i is! yeah...took a trip to La La Land....and boy was it a trip! i saw colours...vibrant...mixing into the meaning of life...nway,just kidding!
so, after all the madness jana with Styles (he's a nut! and no i don't have a crush on him...ok, maybe a little!) we went all serious on ya'll 2day.

yup! the crew is deep and funky! i love u guys! (sob! sob! sniffle! ...fart!....oops! did i let that one rip?) Jazz is back! si tumekumiss jo!

but seriously...was watchin news jana and what the heck was goin on with the whole car biz? the MPs were supposed to return the cars but less than half have been returned! but what made me hoppin mad was the fact that one of the cars cost 17 million! WHAT!!? when i think of all the kenyans struggling to survive! it just ain't right!!

but to happier news...got some deep stuff for all the ladies out there and guys, feel free to comment. i think women need to be lifted and realise just how VALUABLE they are! (see time in La La Land has made me so goshdarn deep!) are u a girl or a woman?

GIRL Vs GROWN WOMAN

Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in.

Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.

Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.

Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex. Grown women know that it’s the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down.

Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it-- using it as a time for personal growth.

Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys.

Girls make you come. Grown women make you come home.

Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.

Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special -- and goes to kick it with her own friends!

Girls think a guy crying is weak. Grown women offer their shoulder and a tissue.

Girls want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so. Grown women 'show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate w/o fear of losing his 'manhood'.

Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it. Grown women know that that was just one man.

Girls fall in love, chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring all 'signs'. Grown women know that sometimes the one you love, don't always love you back -- and move on, without bitterness.

Girls will read this and get an attitude. Grown women will read this and pass it on to other Grown women

yup! u guessed it! i'm a grown woman! and lovin it too!

ya'll have a nice day now,ya hear?

LILY OUT!

hello people - i have missed reading from you and i love to hear what you have all been up to - i see that we are getting lots of new bloggers aloha to all of you !!!

so i know it has been a while since a crew member blogged- we are just swamped but we must keep blogging! hi to all new bloggers. Pekiro, stack o stiffy's, unyc, jackie sarah is on leave for a week- lucky lucky lucky!!!

so we are praying for Jazz to get better- what a week - i have gotta say i do not know how people in Kenya survive the craziness!
by the way bloggers watch this space a friend of mine is dropping a clothing line really soon and it should be very inspiring and interesting - which prompts me to ask - what do you all think of local clothing lines- would you buy?

much love to all
Seanice

THE JONBENET MURDER HAS BEEN SOLVED

ALMOST 10 YEARS AFTER JONBENET RAMSEY WAS KILLED. . . POLICE HAVE *FINALLY* ARRESTED SOMEONE. . . AND HE'S ALREADY CONFESSED:

Believe it or not. . . authorities have finally arrested someone for murdering JONBENET RAMSEY. And this is a done deal. . . the guy has already CONFESSED. Here's what you need to know. . .

Six-year-old JonBenet was found beaten and strangled on December 26th, 1996, in the basement of her family's house in Boulder, Colorado.

No one was ever charged with her murder. . . even though pretty much EVERYONE'S been a suspect. . . including her parents and her older brother.

Yesterday, the cops tracked down a guy they've apparently had an eye on for a long time: 41-year-old pedophile JOHN MARK KARR.

Karr was hiding out in Bangkok, Thailand. He'd been there for a couple months and before that, he'd spent time in Malaysia. He'd been tooling around Asia for several years. . .

Once the guy was in custody, he caved. . . he's already admitted to killing JonBenet. (--More on that in a second.)

And there's speculation he may have been involved in another murder in Santa Rosa, California that took place AFTER JonBenet was killed, but there are no details on that yet.

We don't know a whole lot about John Mark Karr. We know he had been working as a substitute elementary school teacher in California's Sonoma County when he got arrested for possession of child porn back in 2001.

He skipped the country before he was tried. . . and that was the last anyone heard of him here.

As for his connection to the Ramseys. . . that's still a mystery. The closest tie seems to be that he and the Ramseys both lived in the Atlanta suburbs at one time. . . back before the Ramseys moved to Colorado and he moved to California.

John Karr has been charged with first degree murder, first degree kidnapping, second degree kidnapping, and sexual assault on a child. He'll be flown back to the United States in the next few days, if not sooner.

As for his confession: The story goes that when he was told last night that he'd been charged with first degree murder for the death of JonBenet Ramsey, he responded by saying that he should be charged with second degree murder, because it wasn't "intentional". (!!!)

Another report claims he told the Thai police that he and JonBenet had fallen in love with each other. . . so he kidnapped her and killed her only, quote, "by accident."

(Note: JonBenet's mother, Patsy, died in June of ovarian cancer. Apparently, she was aware that the cops had a strong lead, but it's not clear if she knew much more than that, at the time of her death.)

(CNN / Reuters / Fox News)

OH MY GAWH!!!!!

Vinnie has a bad dress days! And today is one of them. I on the other hand, just have days!

Apparently he intentionally dresses badly on thursday's, me-thinks it's because he secretly feels that he has to give all the ladies a break and breathing space...common you can't look good EVERYDAY!!!!

ha, ha...special times at C.FM...

You know...Sometime I wake up at night screaming because I don't know what he'll wear...and will I be able to handle it?

It takes alot just to get to work in the morning. You know trying to find something to put on that will not evaporate in shame when standing next to this Fashion Icon!!!

So it's days like this that I thank the Fashion god, for sparing us a day of gawking and long stares! And that is my story!

(hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - hiding behind my comp)

J.

What happens if you work longer in one organization?

True story!!!

J.

NEW MUSIC OUT!!!!

"Back To Basics", Christina Aguilera (A double-disc tribute to soul, jazz, and blues from the 1920s, '30s, and '40s. On top of that, Steve Winwood makes a guest appearance.)

(This is a great opportunity to revisit Christina's "GQ" spread, yes? Enjoy. . .)

Hey there Peeps....

I'm so sull of Gossip this morning...opps...is it afternoon already? Gosh my bad...

But check this out!

Here's a picture of Britain's PRINCE HARRY. . . third in line to the throne. . . shamelessly cupping a woman's breast while somebody was snapping pictures at a London nightclub called Boujis. Harry has a girlfriend, by the way. This isn't her. . .

(Yes, that's Harry's older brother, PRINCE WILLIAM. . . the more responsible one. . . in the background looking pretty wasted.)

SCANDOLOUS!!!!! And you're welcome...!!

Ohh but wait it doesn't stop there...oh no...I've got more!!!!!

Here are some bikini shots of NICOLE RICHIE looking like she's about a week away from collapsing and dying of malnourishment. Yum. . .

Now...DISCUSS...

I really...really...really want to watch "Pirates of the Caribbean", granted it's mainly due to the Jack Sparrow.

But common I know most girls are going because of Johnny Depp. Let's just all be honest. Plus, I also love the plot. Man I can't wait to wait to watch it!

Anyway, I thought this was a funny pic, those of you who appreciate Humour... Perhaps one of the crew should do this the next time we take photographs at an Award Ceremony!


Vinnie...hint, hint!!!

I'm sure he won't mind, hahaha. I think Vinnie was a proffesional Stripper in his former life. There's no way he makes up those moves...those moves have been well rehearsed and perfected ...oh yeah...make no mistake! Go Vinnie!!!!

ENTERTAINMENT NEWS!!!!

DR. PHIL'S SON DID MARRY ERICA DAHM OVER THE WEEKEND:

According to "People" magazine, DR. PHIL'S son, JAY MCGRAW, has married "Playboy" model and triplet ERICA DAHM. . . who posed with her two twin sisters in 1998.

The ceremony went down in Beverly Hills this past Saturday. Apparently, marrying into the McGraw family is like marrying into ROYALTY. (???) Prior to the wedding, Erica said, quote, "It's going to be the wedding of the year. . . I feel like a princess."

I'm not sure which one is Erica...but here's their photo anyway...the triplets I mean. The other photos of these gals were a little too raunchy to post...if you get my drift...

And here the lucky fella who gets to go home with one of these beauties...Sometimes life isn't fair now is it?

J.

ENTERTAINMENT NEWS!!!!

YANNI HAS BEEN CLEARED OF THE CHARGES THAT HE ABUSED HIS GIRLFRIEND:

Greek SUPERSTUD YANNI has been cleared of charges that he beat his girlfriend.

About five months ago, his girlfriend. . . well, FORMER girlfriend now. . . called 911 and reported that Yanni had beaten her up at his Florida home.

As you might expect, Yanni is happy about being in the clear. He says, quote, "It was a very difficult time in my life. It was very painful for my whole family, friends and fans, and I'm glad this nightmare is over."

He adds, quote, "The fans, thank God, have been very supportive. People on the street look at me straight in the eye, and nobody has ever made a negative comment."

You gotta admit Yanni is kinda cute...what do you think ladies and/or gents...?

Ha,ha,ha,ha...I'm just kidding...but seriously...ha,ha,ha.


And while we are on the topic of appearance...
what's with the mustache?! I'll give him props it is well maintained.

...however...

Using the famous words of Bambo...
"Compe ni compe roho safi"
hahahahahaha!!!!!

J.

Good Morning all,

I hope that you had a great restfull weekend. It's been pretty chilled out for me, no stress...which is a definate change of pace...

I came across this pic and thought I'd share it with you...

If you think you've got it tough...there's always someone worse off than you...lol...

J.

Now that's what I call using the "Brains..."!

A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on he road, they're Too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest.

They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they checked out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high.

He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use.

"But we didn't use them", the man complains. "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager.

He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.

"But we didn't go to any of those shows," complains the man again. "Well, we have them, and you could have", the Manager replies.

No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it! "The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay.

He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check.

"But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for $50.""That's right," says the man. "I charged you $300 for sleeping with my wife."

"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager. "Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you could have."

Brilliant...just Brilliant!!!

...........hehehehee its been a while since i last blogged,,..trust me you do not wannt know what i have been up to.......and pliz get your mind outa what you thinking-i haven't slept for the last two weeks..its been party after party mixed with work...you gotta be part of the crew to understand what we go through and how we balance this maisha(life) is quite hard to tell.......any way so this is ma random thoughts for my week...the government has come up with this idea of proudly being kenyan and hmmmm got ma mind thinking......what is that makes you proudly kenyan? i tried thinking about this for long and trust me, it took me a while to come up with the following....maybe you will be better than me....hehehehehe........
am glad to be kenyan because:


ONLY Kenyans.......
1. Are engaged for 5 years or more
2. Never bother to divorce, they just separate
3. Are late to church, work, and everything else EXCEPT when the disco is free before 9pm
4. Refer to diabetes as 'SUGAR'
5. Show up at weddings, showers, graduation, birthday parties with a new outfit on with nails and hair done but no gift
6. In relation to #5, they eat like parking boys and take a plate home
7. Consider 'clubbing' or 'henging' as a monthly expense
8. Leave bills (instead of insurance money) behind for surviving relatives.
9. Borrow money for a wedding.
10. have mothers who can use curse words and religion ALL IN ONE SENTENCE e.g. "Lord, give me strength because I'm about to knock the hell out of this child"
11. spend the car insurance money on everything EXCEPT getting the dent fixed.
12. invite co-workers and all of their friends to their child's 1st birthday party which happens to have a professional DJ with only about 3 kids (including the child) in attendance. And then expect the guests to "changa" for the bash.
13. Start every sentence with "Me I..."e.g. "ME I donno why you are saying that I always say 'Me I'.
14. Say 'Spend' when they are staying the night elsewhere from home, e.g. "Are you going to spend at her place?"
15. Put in iron rods in all windows and main doors...referring to them as ''Burglar proof''
16. Use "Ngai" as an exclamation mark e.g. "Ngai, what are you doing?"
17. Believe "Ati" is an English word for "What?"
I8. Think it is cool to drink and drive and get away with it "I don't know how I got home that day..the way I was soo drunk! the car knew the way all by itself"
19. Think all their economic and social problems are caused by "Moi" when in fact some have never been to school.
20. Pack up all their earthly goods to go to "shaggs" for a week in December, only to pack them all back again after that one week and return to "Tao"
21. Call travelling "flying out" e.g. She flew out (no one ever seems to wonder where all these Kenyans fly to)
22. Think that taking a clerical job in a company is better and "cooler" than toiling in their parents' family business.
23. Prefer washing cars and dishes in USA to toiling in their 20-acre tea farms in Kenya.
24. Call their homes "at ours". e.g., "At ours, we eat Githeri every day"
25. Complain for five years about poor governance and corruption then vote in the same clowns back to parliament.
26. (THIS POINT COULD GET US SUED...HENCE CENSORSHIP...)
27. Go on strike for one day and expect the govt. to resign!
28. Sit back in their homes and expect their MP to "bring Development"
29. Refuse to insure against anything and expect you to bankroll them when calamity strikes... thro' Harambee.
30. Sit calmly and sometimes cheer as a mad man drives them in a ramshackle at breakneck speed to certain death.
31. Drive with their windows wound up when they get to city centre because of 4-year-old brats armed with human feaces, and still claim to be free people!

Sounds so true, eh? I hope you are still Kenyan by All standards! Me, I am Kenyan Damu, but do I say!! and with that, as we all say, Me i, i am proud to be kenyan........adios,

Vinnie here signing out....i gortta get ma show moving........

Today I really feel this way. All I want to do is go outside and play! But nooooo....I have to work! It doesn't help...really it doesn't!

For example, when I get up in the morning I sort of feel like Calvin when he sometimes does not want to go to school...that's the sweet kid on the left shouting. Anyway, take a look at this, I'm sure you've either felt this way as a kid, or gone through this as a parent.

Helloo its lovely to know that i can look forward to waking up each morning and reading the amazing things on this blog- so today i read Vinnie's blog over the radio and it was quite popular.. way to go Vinnie.

Pekiro sent us a lovely joke that i thought i'd paste on the weblog- i found it funny - hee hee!
Enjoy .........and thanks Pekiro
Seanice

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Hey! I arrived in da office very early 2day, i woke up very early thinking that i will b held up in traffic jam...On reachin da office i found this joke n decided 2 share with ya guys. It will break ur ribs!

Here we go: There was this old man being interviewed for a job.
This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Wal-Mart in Arkansas.

NAME: George Martin

SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman, (or at least, one who'll cooperate).

DESIRED POSITION: Company President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROMLIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, so they tell me.DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job - no, on my breaks - yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb, sexy, blonde, supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes, absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Sagittarius
Wal-Mart ended up hiring the old man because he was so funny.Gud day guys..

Now today was a very impressive day for myself mainly because I had a fantastic day full of thoughts!

That's right I had more than one...I know...sound's too good to be true?

ok...ok...here is my deep thought for the day...

It ties in very well with traffic actually! You see today is very special for all you drivers out there that are in relationships.

ok, here we go...

"Relationships is like a traffic report...everybody needs to know what's going on!" (and by everybody I mean the people in the relationship)haha...special isn't it? hahaha...I'm so proud!

I'm telling you don't you miss another Traffic report! You never know WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN! We tend to get a lit-tle wild sometimes!

Huh..love this job!

Jazz....

Hello happy People!!!
I am back with a few things to say- like Pekiro totally made me laugh only i 've totally forgotten what he said and Sarah i have done that scratchcard thing before- do you know what i did?
I had to remember the number -and that took me a whole day - i was sooo frustrated & to add insult to injury it was a 500 bob scratch card so you bet i wasn't about to lose all that money (were talking about scratching (pun intended) your airtime scratchcard so hard that you cant read the numbers)
so sarah im that dumb too!

In other news - last weekend was Jasmine's Birthday as you all know by now and it was sooo much fun - we got her 20 roses and with them gave her 20 reasons why we loved her (i tell you we sweated blood looking for those reasons ha ha!) (psyche) but we have patented the idea so if any of you guys want to use it, pray ask us for the rights - thanks
Jay whats all this i hear about pretty chics everywhere?- pray explain

oh well - my nonsensical ramblings have come to an untimely end

allow me bid you Adieu until the next time (someone please comment on anything on this entry - so that i look like an interesting person)

thanks
Seanice

LILY IN.......

whooo! it's been a helluva long time since i blogged! hey, what can i say...i'm a busy girl (ok, not that ya'll are alive just to blog or smthn so don't get mad)! nway,had a great time at jasmine's big surprise partay! FYI, I AM NOT CHEAP....sana! and no, i did not hide the earring so i can wear it myself! it honestly fell outta it wrapping by mistake! plus i gave it to her when i found it 4 goodness' sake! sheeesh! these guys are cooking up a scheme to taint my flawless image i swear! yeah, it's so hard to be perfect.....i should know (ahem!!) but make no mistake...i LOOOVE them to death!!!

Anyhooo,thot i'd give ya'll some jokes....some funny...some just sick!! enjoy!.....

What's it called when a dehydrated guy in a desert imagines that he's having...ya know...relations... with two women?
A mirage à trois!

Puff Daddy is getting ready to marry his longtime girlfriend, Kim Porter. It'll be the first time Puffy has changed SOMEONE ELSE'S name.

The heat wave continues across the United States. It was so hot yesterday, Mel Gibson went into a Synagogue just for a chilly reception. (Remember the whole Anti-Semitic saga when Mel insulted the Jewish cop who arrested him and blamed all the wars of the world on Jews?)

What did Paris Hilton say she's only had twice in her lifetime?
Original thoughts.

President Bush took his annual physical last week. His body fat is now at 16.8%. . . I'm sorry, that's his latest approval rating.

ok,so maybe they're not that funny,but what the heck!

LILY OUT.....

Corporate Lesson

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the
top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy." "Well,
why don't you nibble on my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed
with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave
him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day,
after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a
fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he
was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story : - Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep
you there.

Well, where can I start? This weekend has to be one of th BEST weekends I have ever had in my LIFE all thanks to my wonderfull Crew!!!

And why is this?

Well, this weekend I had the wonderfull opportunity to celebrate my birthday...don't ask me how old I am 'cause you will never know!...Anyway, for months I was running a birthday "Surprise Party" campaign. I wanted the guys to throw me one because I've never had one in my life. Obviously it wouldn't be a surprise 'cause it's what I was expecting...but I figured since I'm an Actress...acting surprised would be noooo problem. Little did I know that these guys could act better than I thought!

You see, throughout the week they pretended that they were broke and had no idea what they could possibly do and kept asking me if they could postpone the party...MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

I know ridiculous right? POSTPONE my birthday...AS IF!

At first I thought they were joking until my Birthday came round and not one of them called me! Obviously Sean had to send me a shout out cause she knew I'd be listening but the rest of these guys....nothing...absolutely NOTHING!

"huh"...I said to myself..." Fine...I can have fun on my own!"

So I pampered myself, met up with my wonderful family, had lunch.
Then around 6:00pm. I finally got a call inviting me to Sean's house. So there I go, feeling somewhat dissappointed cause it's so late and this is when someone remembered that I was celebrating my b-day...but here's the funny part.

I got to sean's and the funny thing is I saw Vinnie out on the Balcony looking out... I think he was watching for my arrival. So when I called out to him he rushed back into the hse...and they shut the balony doors...closed the curtains...and switched off the lights!!! Little did they know I was watching the whole thing! Bless them...They did try to surprise me!! hahaha...it was so sweet to watch really it was.

So I got to the door, and there they all were shouting surprise and looking so proud! I'm telling you these guys are the sweetest ever!

I got gifts, dinner, and a night of SERIOUS PARTYING!!!!!! Needless to say I could hardly walk by the end of the night! (If you know what I mean!)

Oh...and before I forget this great part of the evening..... LILY IS CHEAP!!!! The girl got me an incomplete set of Jelwery! Can you believe that?!?!?! I open up my gift to find a nice necklace and..............wait for it.............. ONE EARRING!!!! Bloody cheap skate! hahahaha. But aww bless...she was so embarrassed. hee, hee.

I think she felt the pressure of our amusement cause she found it this morning in her handbag...Gosh I love that girl!

I would just like to say the Crew are the BEST PEOPLE you could ever get to know or work with! Or maybe i'm just Biased...hmmm...but who cares. I like them...!

Love J.... :O)

Good Morning,

I saw this and thought it's funny...

Well it was interesting weekend, I can't believe it's already over. I wish we could just go back to Saturday and start the day all over again.

Everybody who agree's with me say Ay!

Anyway, we can't really change it can we...so here come another week we all have to go through...Let's stick together...good luck and God speed!

ENTERTAINMENT NEWS!!!!

MEL GIBSON HAS ENTERED REHAB:

Some would say that MEL GIBSON isn't exactly at his best when he's drinkin'. . . and apparently, Mel. . . if nothing else. . . DOES understand that. Yesterday, Mel's publicist announced that Mel has entered rehab to help him curb his drinking.

(Mel, of course, was arrested early Friday morning on suspicion of drunk driving. He verbally assaulted the officer who pulled him over with a barrage of expletives. . . and launched into a bizarre tirade against Jews. Here's Mel's mugshot. . .)

QUIZ: WHO SAID???

"I know I have a love handle or two, but I'm lucky that at this stage in my career, it's not hurting the work I do."

A.) Vince Vaughn

B.) Dr. Phil

C.) John Travolta

D.) Nicolas Cage

ANSWER: C.) JOHN TRAVOLTA.

John adds, quote, "And my wife [KELLY PRESTON] loves the extra meat on me."

John DOES miss his fit, "Saturday Night Fever" days. . . but not enough to do anything about it.

He says, quote, "I often look back at those days with fondness. But I don't think I'd dare even try to wear those outfits now. I love my food."

(Check out John Travolta, now and then, here. . .)

The Bean Counter

This is bizarre - after you find the guy - it's so obvious. Once you find him - it's embarrassing, and you think, Why didn't I see him immediately?

Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 seconds, your right half of your brain is better developed than most people. If you find the man between 3 seconds and 1 minute, your right half of the brain is developed normally. If you find the man between 1 minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein. If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, the advice is to look for more of this type of exercise to make that part of the brain stronger!!! And, yes, the man is really there!!!

Sean and I tried doing this and let's just say we've sought out more of these puzzles. I t took us AGES to find this guy!!!!

Tell me...can you see him?

ENTERTAINMENT NEWS!!!!

IS HILARY DUFF DENYING SHE'S A VIRGIN???

The once-virginal HILARY DUFF may be chaste no more. "Elle" magazine recently did a story in which they quoted Hilary as saying she's NEVER BEEN USED. But Hilary herself would like to set the record straight: She never said that.

So Hilary is saying she never told "Elle" she's a virgin. But if she IS a virgin, why not just let it ride??? Why feel the need to correct it???

Hilary, as you may know, has been dating JOEL MADDEN of GOOD CHARLOTTE for about two years now. And here's a CLASSIC picture from last year of Hilary with a TROJAN CONDOM clearly visible in her see-through purse. . .

Hilary will be 19 in September. . . if that matters to you for any particular reason. (???)